Create your own fictitious docudrama: Path to ________________

[LynneSin]

Mine?

Path to Pearl Harbor.

In this new ABC movie, we explore how FDR actually gave technology to the Japanese in order to have a successful hit on Pearl Harbor. In fact, the Japanese called FDR the night before to warm him that they would hit and FDR just ignored the call while going back to reading "My Pet Goat" by the fireside

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Path to Hershey, PA

In this riveting documentary, we explore how the evil Hershey family stole all the candy and its related secrets from the Oompa Loompas, thus forcing the tribe to a life of servitude and over eating of beta-carotene, (hence the orange skin)

You'll laugh, you'll cry at the plight of the Oompa Loompas and their defeat at the hands of the greedy Hershey family who were determined to carve a name for themselves out of the little farmland known as Hershey, PA

[madinmaryland]

2. Path to the Little Big Horn....

Custer's lieutenants tipped off the Indians as to when they would be meeting the Indians. Custer was on a peace mission from God, when the flying spaghetti monster intervened and convinced the Indians to attack Custer.

[graywarrior]

3. Path to Stealing 2000

[SacredCow]

4. "Path to HUGH MORANS"

I'm visualizing an expose on why conservatives are so afraid of proper spelling...

[LynneSin]

5. Path to My Pet Goat

The movie shows the leadership skills that Bush used to read to children and not lose concentration even when Andrew Card told him that one of the WTC buildings was hit

[LSK]

6. Path to the Revolution

In this new ABC movie, we explore how George Washington was a terrorist insurgent bent on killing all British citizens and destroying their way of life. As King George told the House of Commons, we are fighting them over there so we dont have to fight them over here. Still, the citizens of the British Isles, fresh off the stories of the British horrors during the terrorist attacks at Bunker Hill, rushed to their local merchants to purchase duck horsehide to cover their windows and feared an American Terrorist was on every street corner.

In part 2 of the movie, we get rare behind the scenes footage of the terrorist stronghold as Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Jefferson draft their declaration of Jihad against the British Empire.

[Lautremont]

7. Path to Tianenmen Square

In which the Clinton Administration, despite not yet being formed, is responsible for putting liberal ideas in the minds of Chinese students, which clouds their minds with pie-in-the-sky ideals to the point of standing in the way of oncoming tanks. Damn you, Clinton Administration!

[LynneSin]

8. Path to Katrina

In this 2 part documentary, we discover that the source behind Katrina's power was Bill Clinton in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico holding a really giant fan. In part #2 we discover that Bill Clinton actually was the one that broke the levees in New Orleans, complete with dramatization of Clinton with a Hammer and Awl chipping away at the Levee

[Crazy Dave]

9. "Path To Nowhere"

Where your journey always ends where it began x(

[ForrestGump]

10. Titled "Path to the Tao" in other markets,

of course.

[buddhamama]

12. "Path of Water"

thinking Alan Watts and the The Watercourse Way.

[ForrestGump]

11. Path to the Chicken Ranch

The key objection being that the protaganist has never actually been to the Chicken Ranch or any similar 'ranch.'

[azmouse]

13. Path to Impeachment

The American people finally wake up and impeach the bastards!!

[buddhamama]

14. Path to Redemption-

The Impeachment of George W. Bush.

[NewWaveChick1981]

15. Path to Fundie Town...

:yoiks: Fundies come out of the woodwork by the thousands to be baptized and/or married in the river. http://www.news-record.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060911/NEWSREC0101/60911002/-1/NEWSREC0201

Won't you take me to Fundie Town? :P

[otherlander]

16. How do you know they're fundies?

"Every continent has a madman..." kinda sounds like *.

[NewWaveChick1981]

17. True....

:) But the words "Tent Revival" mean fundie, at least in this area. Non-fundie churches, at least around here, don't hold tent revivals.

[buddhamama]

18. Oooo...

don't forget the "regaining your virginity" ceremonies.

[NewWaveChick1981]

19. But of course...

:rofl: That'd be a subplot of the docudrama... :hi: Thanks for reminding me!

[sakabatou]

20. Path to Resignation

[SOteric]

21. Path to Taco-boy

is an important film, dealing in detail with the great issues of the current MATCOM secret society, with a degree of sparkly lingerie that our newsmedia has proven entirely incapable of exhibiting in the last decade. Lone gadfly matcom cannot singlehandedly hubba his way through the entire harem, but he can --and does -- post nearly nekkid pictures of as many hot women as his wife lets him get away with.

As a movie, it's a whirlwind tour of corruption and decadence at the lowest dregs levels of contemporary society, mixed with direct examination of the lingerie and personal physique of hundreds of "hot" women.

[mykpart]

22. Path to The Rapture

George W. Bush brings about the end of the world by starting a war in the Middle East, fulfilling biblical prophesies and starting a chain reaction of conflicts, like Lebanon/Israel/Iran/Syria et al. Shades of Charles Manson!

Edit: Oops! This was supposed to be fictitious, right?

[In_The_Wind]

23. The Path to Nirvana.

It begins as all is chaotic. A family is wearing itself out by trying to keep-up-with-the-neighborhood-image. The kids want what's in style.
Then our economy takes a nosedive as the price for everything hits the ceiling. The family sells their high maintenance home and moves to the country. They learn a new way of being a family, of pulling together for a common cause. Loving and supporting one another.

[NMMNG]

24. Path to War on Christianity

In this 5-hour dramatization we see how the evil forces of secularization wage war on, and eventually destroy the innocent Fundamentalist Christians. Watch as the Secularists declare Christmas and Easter illegal, bomb churches to oblivion, make public and private worship illegal, imprison and even execute people for praying or even speaking of Jesus, ban the Bible and so much more. This is a movie event you don't want to miss!

[rustydog]

25. Path to the Project for a New American Century

Starring:

THE PENGUIN as Vice President Dickhead Cheny
KIRK CAMERON as George w. Bush
ANGELA BASSETT as Condeleeza Rice
O.J. SIMPSON as Colin Powell

Proudly brought to you by Bechtel corp, Chevron oil, Shell oil, Amoco oil, Halliburton and the friendly people FEMA.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

26. Path to Democracy Lane

In this compelling tale of adventure, through the roads of rural New Jersey one fateful Fourth of July, follow the journey of haruka3_2000 and her best friend Steph, as they set out to go swimming in the Delaware River. What happens when a group of Hispanic men wearing speedos shows up? Which one of them will forget their shirt on the roof of the car, during a daring escape? Just how did they come to find Democracy Lane that day. A tale filled with titillation (and even some literature) that will lead you to the stunning climax that reveals why no one can find Democracy in America.

[Beer Snob-50]

27. Path to my Refridgerator

We learn that through the heavy handed politics of the Clinton Administration I am not able to drink the fine beers that I used to enjoy. Mr Clinton, due to his preoccupation with a certain intern, felt that alcohol use leads to impairment of our senses and makes us do stupid things.