Weird, someone left a fish on my windshield

[RB TexLa]

:shrug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. What kind of fish was it?

That's really freaking weird.

[RB TexLa]

6. I don't know, it was as long as the windshield wiper

[DoYouEverWonder]

2. Do you live near water?

Sometimes the eagles and ospreys around here leave me little 'presents'.

BTW: Don't ever park under an eagle roost. What a mess.

[Demeter]

3. What Kind?

A real once-alive one? A carp? That would have some significance in a pun.

Salmon were powerful totems for the Native Americans.

Details--we need details!

[BlueJazz]

4. Maybe it was a spyware person (Phishing)

That's a bad one....

[Gidney N Cloyd]

5. Jesus fish?

Seems like that would screw up the wipers

[Kingshakabobo]

7. Is your name Luca Brazzi? nt

[karlrschneider]

8. Any tornados or waterspouts around? We live by a lake and have had

it "rain" fish a few times. (I'm not kidding)...

[RB TexLa]

9. no

[Nikki Stone 1]

10. Shame there weren't chips with it

You'd have had a nice dinner. :)

[Vinnie From Indy]

11. A Sicilian message perhaps?

eom

[CatWoman]

15. lol

i was thinking the same thing

[a la izquierda]

17. Hey now!

I'm Sicilian, and if we want to leave a message, we just shoot up your house. Or we'll give you a little peck on the mouth. ROFL.

[Xipe Totec]

21. Inconceivable! n/t

[MissMillie]

40. The Scarpachi Vendetta

be afraid.... be very afraid

[LibraLiz1973]

12. I think u would only need to worry if the fish was on a pillow

or covered with a blanket...

You know~ anything that suggests "Sleeps with the fishes"

[zonkers]

43. If I remember my mob movies correctly. A fish wrapped in paper is

not a threat but a message that the "deed" was done. A horse head on the pillow is more of a warning not to do something. Those whacky italian mobsters and their animal imagery.

[Lautremont]

13. You should tell that person "I don't drink with you." (nt)

[RB TexLa]

19. I have no idea who the person is that did it

[fudge stripe cookays]

39. Probably the hostess at that cocktail party. n/t

[XanaDUer]

41. ROTFLMAO!

:rofl:

[LostinVA]

54. That's what the OP gets for refusing food and drink at a party

The hostess has finally went all Sicilian... was the fish on a piece of melba toast, perchance???

[spacelady]

32. Don't sleep with them fishes either. n/t

[tjwmason]

46. Quick off the mark.

I bow to your greatness.

[LostinVA]

53. I was thinking this very thing....

[Niche]

14. What kind of stickers are on your car?

A neighbor had her car keyed when she put an "Impeach Bush" sticker on hers.

[RB TexLa]

16. none

[Mr_Spock]

18. Was it stinky?

Did I tell you about the fish in the hubcap trick?

[Sanity Claws]

20. Do you have a cat?

Maybe someone wanted to give your cat a present.

[lost-in-nj]

22. I'm sorry

:rofl: :rofl:
but you owe me a new monitor!!!!


:)

lost

I hope it was just a joke, people threw potted plants and chocolate cream pie at mine one year......

[Rabrrrrrr]

23. What's its Diocese?

[Oeditpus Rex]

24. Well, it looked a bit Bath and Wellsish to me

[Rabrrrrrr]

25. Leicester.

[Oeditpus Rex]

27. 'Ow d'ya know?

[Rabrrrrrr]

28. Tattooed on the back of the neck. I'll call the police.

[Oeditpus Rex]

29. Should you call the church?

[Rabrrrrrr]

30. Call the church police!

[Oeditpus Rex]

31. All right

THE CHURCH POLICE!

[Rabrrrrrr]

34. What's all this, then? Amen.

[Oeditpus Rex]

35. There's another dead bishop on the landing, Vicar Sergeant

[Rabrrrrrr]

36. Um, Detective Parson, ma'am...diocesan or (something else)

can't remember. crap!

[Oeditpus Rex]

37. 'Ow should I know?

(Suffragan.)

[Rabrrrrrr]

51. Tattooed on the back o' the neck!

[Rabrrrrrr]

33. Ooops!

[billyskank]

42. "Be it animal, vegetable or mineral, I'll do anything to anything!"

"Fine words for a Bishop."

:thumbsup:

[Broken_Hero]

26. Weird, I am at a lack of "why".....nt

[jpgray]

38. Clownfish? Left by anemone of yours?

(/godawfulpun)

[Arugula Latte]

44. Was it Abe Vigoda?

:shrug:

[Parche]

45. fish

On porpoise, or just for the halibut???

[KamaAina]

47. Is it called Wanda?

:-)

[Merrick]

48. He'd probably been drinking heavily the night before...

I know a guy who, after a night partying in Vegas, woke up on someone's front lawn in the suburbs. He didn't know how he got there and had to take a bus back to the hotel. I'd wager your fish was just as inebriated. What was he wearing? Was he missing any shoes?

[greatauntoftriplets]

49. Had it been drinking like a.....

fish?

:hide:

[sendero]

50. Got...

... cornmeal?

[Wonk]

52. Perhaps that's what the cops were investigating, re: your other thread?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=2143559&mesg_id=2143559