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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-11-06 11:30 PM
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ABC makes Baby Jesus cry!
:cry:

But not as hard as this:

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:cry: :cry:
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-11-06 11:31 PM
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1. You're going to Hell...
In the same handbasket as Bush for that one Xema. :rofl:
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-11-06 11:32 PM
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2. Good, we can carpool.
:D
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Nikki Stone 1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-11-06 11:33 PM
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5. LOL!
:D
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-11-06 11:33 PM
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7. ...
:spray:
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swimmernsecretsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-11-06 11:32 PM
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3. Oh Stop! I laughed in spite of myself!
I swear, it just happened. Couldn't help it.
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-11-06 11:33 PM
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4. do you have a deathwish?
:scared:
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KingFlorez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-11-06 11:33 PM
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6. The bad thing is
He'd probably be dumb enough to say something like that :rofl:
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-11-06 11:35 PM
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8. that didnt last long
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-11-06 11:36 PM
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9. Nor Should It Have.
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-11-06 11:37 PM
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11. A little levity is appreciated by me...
Especially after reading crazy all caps rants by misguided people. :hi:
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-11-06 11:43 PM
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13. That's Why We Have The Lounge; That's Why It Was Moved There.
If you want levity, and a break from GD, ya go to the Lounge. That's why it's here. Don't bring the Lounge to GD.
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-11-06 11:44 PM
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15. Sorry, again I disagree...
If you want to be unhappy and serious all the time... then I feel sorry for you. :hi:
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-11-06 11:51 PM
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16. interesting viewpoint...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x2113914 :shrug:
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-11-06 11:53 PM
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17. Wow...
Edited on Mon Sep-11-06 11:54 PM by XemaSab
Anyone know any good Hitler jokes? :D

:sarcasm:
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-11-06 11:56 PM
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18. yup, but it involves a bratwurst & i'll bet this thread gets locked...
in spite of it http://www.bratwurstpages.com/brats.html :rofl:
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-11-06 11:37 PM
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10. Moving brazilian threads to the lounge
makes Xema cry! :cry:
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-11-06 11:39 PM
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12. Awww... It was a worthy attempt and it made me laugh.
:hug:
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-11-06 11:44 PM
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14. i saw it over there, and a noble effort it was...
:-)
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-12-06 10:36 PM
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19. thanks!
:D
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-12-06 10:37 PM
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20. Wow! A new joke, I can't wait to post this in all the different DU areas
that I frequent!!!1 Thanks!
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-12-06 10:54 PM
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21. OK, now THAT was funny! nm
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