Bush warns world of new Al Qaeda threat...terrorist gophers

[rustydog]

Beware Central Park joggers!
Hiding deep in their cleverly dug tunnels throughout Central Park are al Qaeda-trained gophers.
Rodents trained to fire specially made RPG's at unsuspecting joggers, ice cream vendors and sightseers.
word from bush is Iran funded the AlQaeda training of the gophers supplying them with 10,000 RPG's
50,000 litres of boutlinum toxins and training in night maneuvers (notice the night vison on the gopher)
Be afraid, be very afraid.





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[NMMNG]

1. That's BS

If AlQuaeda had trained gophers they'd have had the sense to train them to infiltrate the WH and take out the idjits in there. Attacking nobodies in Central Park is tactically meaningless. Only a moron like Bush would think of a plan like that. :eyes:

[Bucky]

3. I don't think you understand al-Qaeda's relationship with Bush

I suggest you watch "Go Go Gophers" cartoons. Or possibly Hogan's Heroes. The last thing al-Qaeda wants to do is get rid of the nincompoop in charge of destroying them.

[radfringe]

2. don't forget the Scuba-Hamsters