Create a Political smear campaign against another Duer

[Guava Jelly]

Pretend you are running for office (any office)
Your opponent is another duer...Slam them in a fictitious add

example:

California Peggy claims to support family's and american values But in the house she voted twice against resolutions designed to stop people from putting baby's into toaster ovens!! Call California Peggy and tell her to support Hr 666

you get the idea :evilgrin:
disclaimer: to my knowledge California Peggy has never put a baby in a toaster oven
:rofl:

[Bucky]

1. Wow. Yet another sleazy personal attack from America-hating GoPsUx

What is it with you liberals and your contempt for basic decency and warm kittens? And I don't mean toaster oven warm, altho I'm sure you would be perfectly happy putting a kitten in a toaster oven. Maybe loving that flag, feeding orphans, and praying for my country is "uncool" and "nerdy" and "old fashioned" to you urban, effete, body piercing, flag burning, sidewalk spitting, slam dancing, vomit gargling, nun slapping, hat turning to a ninety degree angling, tree hugging liberals.

Well, then, just call me and my love for all that is decent and wholesome "old fashioned." You can have your wine sipping, church burning, dog kicking, insult spewing ways to yourself and your San Francisco friends.

[Guava Jelly]

2. Hey!!! I resemble those remarks

:rofl:

[Bunny]

3. Richardo *claims* to enjoy books and like his pets.

But I happen to know that he dog-ears and highlights his books, while eating kittens for breakfast. A vote for Richardo is a vote for dog-eared books and dead kitty cats. We can do better, America.

I'm Bunny, and I approve this message.

[buddhamama]

4. yes, think of the kittens

[Richardo]

5. Bunny. A pleasant, all-American-sounding name with a shameful secret past.

In 1987, 'Bunny' chased down an orphan in her communist-built Yugo and heaped scornful verbal abuse on her. All because the unfortunate child dared ask for a slice of three-day-old bread.

In 1992, in the deciding game of the National League Championship series, 'Bunny' mercilessly heckled Barry Bonds, causing his pitiful, errant throw to home and resulting in the Atlanta Braves defeating the Pittsburgh Pirates and progressing to the World Series. It was the last time the Pirates have ever made the playoffs.

And finally, in 2006, 'Bunny' came out as an ardent supporter of rat's rights - allowing her own daughter to possess a so-called 'hamster', after bilking the citizens of Pennsylvania for years as an anti-rodent activist.

Bunny. Pennsylvania deserves better.

This message was brought to you by Richardo '06, Jeff Skilling, treasurer.

[XemaSab]

6. In 1984, jpgray claimed ignorance as to the wherabouts of Kazakhstan

but last year, he was caught on camera sitting in a yurt eating a mixture of boiled horsemeat and dried, salted mutton.

Can you TRUST jpgray?

[Crazy Dave]

7. Swift Boat Veterans Against GoPsUx

;-)

[Arugula Latte]

8. DaveTheWave likes to sling mud at his opponents.

Yet DaveTheWave won't say where he stands on the issues that matter to real Americans. Issues like dwarf tossing and billy goat pornography.

Call DaveTheWave at 555-WAVE and tell him we've had enough of his negative attacks. It's time to focus on the issues.

[Broken_Hero]

12. billy goat pornography

:rofl: never heard of that one...I almos spit up my oj...:hi:

[Arugula Latte]

16. I'm glad to enlighten you about one of the key issues of our time ...

:hi:

[MrCoffee]

18. What the hell are you people doing in Oregon?

[Arugula Latte]

22. Wouldn't you like to know!

Let's just say drinking lattes and scraping the moss off our roofs aren't our only hobbies ... }(

[Guava Jelly]

9. Oh no i've been Swift boated

:)

[Guava Jelly]

10. kick for calpeg

:)

[bridgit]

11. GoPsUx sUx...

:rofl:

[LSK]

13. who would have figured that one out!

:rofl:

[bridgit]

17. we have a very savvy political scientist on payroll...

:rofl:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

14. My dear GoPsUx!

No fair!

I don't even own a toaster oven!

You are too funny, sweetie!

:rofl: :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

15. A likely story!!!

:hug:

[flvegan]

19. GoPsUx is learning hate music on his guitar.

He also has a big Stormfront tat on his rear end, which you could see if he dropped his fancy leather pants (which he stuffs the front of, btw).

How's that?

[Guava Jelly]

20. Damn I wanted you to make something up

Crap now i have to resign!!
:)
My first song is called "kill the jewish puppies"

[Guava Jelly]

21. Flvegan Claims to be a Vegan and love animals

While serving the great state of florida Flvegan voted 7 times to feed puppies to our elderly.
This is flvegans solution to social security!!
Call flvegan up and tell him to take his puny arms out of our elderly citizens pockets :)
:rofl:

[flvegan]

23. I thought everyone liked

hush puppies? It's a traditional southern food. I'm trying to take the burden of having to choose between eating and medicating off of the backs of our eldest citizens. I do this because the GOP machine has made it impossible for many to do both. I'm taking America back, for her citizens, one hush puppy at a time.

[ComerPerro]

24. EarlG claims to support the children

but last year, he voted against paying large ransoms to the evil genius whose corporation threatened to burn down orphanages.

Tell us, EarlG, whose side are you on?

[ScreamingMeemie]

25. Despite her many claims, Skittles has not kicked one ass that

our researchers were able to verify. I ask you, is it fair for her to make this claim when she has not one shred of evidence to support it?

Disclaimer: No asses were kicked in the making of this ad... please don't kick my ass, Skittles.

[bridgit]

26. .

:spray:

[MiniMandaRuth]

27. WritingismyReligion

wants to start a society where teen girls with no boyfriends rule the world, everyone has to listen to Steely Dan, and if they don't, they get shot.

Also, she poisoned a poor boy who was playing little Jesus. Oh, and then she played croquet with kittens.