Learn to type, with FREECYCLE!!!!!!

[BigMcLargehuge]

Today's lesson, "Lower Case Letters are Mephisto's Playthings". This lesson is part of the ongoing series "Grammar and Spelling are the tools of Satan"

Enjoy!

:argh:

IM LOOKING FOR WARM KINDA WINTER CLOTHS FOR MY LITTLE GIRL.... MAINLY PANTS
AND SWEATERS/LONG SLEEVE SHIRTS I GOT THE SNOW SUIT THINGS FOR LATER BUT NEED
PANTS FOR HER NOW THAT ITS GETTING COLD LATELY...

I CAN PICK UP ANY WERE HONEST FROM *** TO *** TOO ANY WERE AND PICK
UP ANY TIME MY HUSBAND WORKS DAYS AND ITS JUST ME AND HER ALL DAY SO I CAN
COME ANY TIME THATS EASY FOR U JUST E-MAIL ME UR ADDRESS OR IDEA OF WERE U ARE
AND A TIME THATS GOOD FOR U! THANKS ***

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I JUST LOVE HOW WHEN UR PREGNANT WITH UR FIRST U BUY EVERY
THING U DONT EVEN NEED LATER AND TIME THE MONTHS LIKE 0-6 WINTER 6-9 SPRING
9-12 SUMMER ETC AND BUY ALL THE RIGHT SIZE CLOTHS AND SHE GROWS WAY FATER THEN U
PLANNED? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. By "fater" does she mean the kid is growing "fatter" or "faster" than

planned?

Honestly, I don't understand how people can have so little command of the English language (not including immigrants), yet theoretically function as members of society.

[BigMcLargehuge]

2. Lesson Supplemental "Capital Letters make Beelzebub Orgasm"

This is drawn from the comparison lesson "Who Needs Punctuation Marks"

:argh:

enjoy-

ok i was given this and could not put it in cause i have old
cabnits and they would have had to been cut out way too much
involved so im offering it up it is in good condition no
dents on the outside i did take pics of it could use a
cleaning from sitting out in my spare room for a yr other
than that it does work will give to the person who can
get here the soonest not heavy at all i can help lift it
also so please when responding tell me a time you can get
here hopfull really soon im having a new door put in my extra
room so this has to go today thanks

the color is cream and black