Been nice knowin' y'all

[LuckyTheDog]

The end of the world will be today. Or at least, that's what this guy says:

A video clip of The Prophetic Word Program showing Yisrayl Hawkins explaining the upcoming events can be seen at www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sjf4ELVeX8

Full details can be found in his August 2006 newsletter which is available by visiting his Web site www.yisraylhawkins.com.



:nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke:

[rfranklin]

1. See ya on the other side!

"Well, we'll all go together when we go..."

Tom Lehrer

[peekaloo]

2. and me, with nothing to wear!

*pout*

[Warpy]

6. I need to wash my hair

and I've sprained my back, so it's probabaly be something I'm gonna have to work myself up to most of the day.

I just hope it doesn't come too early. I want to look my best for it.

[Solly Mack]

3. but I've nothing to wear!

do I have time to shop?

[Corgigal]

4. wait

I still have credit available on my credit cards. What's a girl to do but shop it away...

[CBGLuthier]

5. Guess I won't have to buy my wife an anniversary present then.

Excellent. Couldn't think of anything anyway. :-)

[Justpat]

29. LOL! n/t

[demnan]

7. It will be amusing to look on their site tomorrow.

Do you think they'll have a major content replacement, or what?

[C_U_L8R]

8. make sure you got clean undies

[havocmom]

9. Some enterprising chap should publish a monthly END OF WORLD!

calender so we can keep all these dates with catastrophe straight. :D

[StraightDope]

10. Nah, the world ended on May 25th...

An asteroid hit in the middle of the Atlantic and wiped out the Eastern seaboard, along with any other Atlantic coastal regions. Didn't you get the memo?

www.savelivesinmay.com

:rofl:

[bowens43]

11. Glad I haven't paid my mortgage yet!!

[slackmaster]

12. May I have your guns?

:D

[Sir Jeffrey]

13. You think I could call in to work today?

[Ganja Ninja]

14. I wish someone would have told me.

I would have stayed home and partied.

[murray hill farm]

15. Hahahahahahaha!

Why do people predict such things? Why put your whole credibility on such a prediction? And then when it doesnt happen...total loss of all credibility? It is beyond all comprehension> As to what to wear, I say strip down to naked and go out as you came in...and I have been on a diet for the last few months and my bod is looking pretty good...well, good for an almost 66 yr old woman...so, hey...not wanting to let all the dieting be for nothing, I am going out as an old naked woman.

[RebelOne]

16. Got a good mind to e-mail him and ask

what happened to our nuclear war.

[ClintonTyree]

21. Nook-u-ler.......

Another nook-u-ler moran. Just like his president.

[Xenotime]

17. WAR BEGINS....

with a "W"

[qnr]

18. Wow. I really picked the wrong week to scan all my photos. n/t

[mcscajun]

19. Well, if the end of the world is today, it's a nice day for it, anyway.

Still, I'm going to get the oil in my car changed today, just in case.

:rofl:

[soup]

32. Not a bad idea.

Need to be prepared in case you're assigned as designated driver in the heavenbound carpool.

three questions-
Can I ride 'shotgun'? can we stop and grab lunch and a couple of marguaritas on the way? is it ok if I bring the Jimmy Buffet cd with "Volcano" on it?

cue the music:

No time to count what I'm worth
'Cause I just left the planet earth
Where I go I hope there's rum
Not to worry, mon soon come

Now I don't know
I don't know
I don't know where I'm a gonna go
When the volcano blow

[mcscajun]

33. To all three questions, the answer is yes.

Although I do prefer a nice Banana or Peach Daiquiri or a Mojito to any Margarita.

:rofl:

[soup]

35. Whoopie! We're all going to die!

but not one minute before I find out what a mojito is. :rofl:

[mcscajun]

42. I was into Mojitos before they were "cool"

http://www.bacardimojito.com/home/default.aspx

[ClintonTyree]

20. Looks like I gotta' dig out my plastic sheeting a duct tape again...

THE RAPTURE, THE RAPTURE IS FINALLY HERE! :eyes: Boy, is THIS guy gonna' feel like a total asshole later on today. :rofl:

Another idiot who can't say NU-CLE-AR. :silly: Did god tell him the world was going to end today in a "NOOK-U-LER" holocaust? :eyes:

[soup]

39. Ride with us!

mcscajun and I are stopping for drinks along the way.

[CJCRANE]

22. Betcha

the world will end...

but then be replaced by an exact replica before anyone has noticed!

[SammyWinstonJack]

30. !

:spray:

[Sugar Smack]

31. OMG!!!

:rofl:

[The Backlash Cometh]

23. They just don't like Tuesdays.

[Sugar Smack]

24. I should grab a sausage & egg biscuit & a beer first, then,

shouldn't I? :9 :P :toast:

[slackmaster]

25. Then go to work and tell your boss what you REALLY think

:argh:

[Sugar Smack]

28. I mean, why NOT, right?

:toast:

[Love Bug]

26. If I had known that, I would have taken the day off

Who want's to spend their last day on Earth working?

[Richard D]

27. I'll stop this horror!

Put your hand on you computer and pray with me. I can stop this nuklear horror if you will pray with me. And send large cash donations tomorrow morning because I stopped us all from being destroyed!

[soup]

34. I believe! my hero! swoon.

[Richard D]

36. OK

You can sleep with me if you believe.

[soup]

37. um, you might change your mind when you find out

I just peed myself laughing at your post.

[Richard D]

47. Sexy!

[Montagnard]

38. Cannot wait until tomorrow to see his excuse

They always have an out..in the meantime I wonder if he advised all his listeners to divest any long term stock they held and to have themselves a great party last night.

[johnnie]

40. Nope, not gonna fall for it again

The last "last day" I gave my house away (now I live in my car), the one before that I told my bosses what I REALLY think of them (now I have no job), the "last day" before that I decided to start shooting heroin because it didn't matter (now I'm a junkie), the one before that I maxed out a $50,000 credit card on beer, smokes and bubble gum.

Now I live in my car, have no job and sell bubble gum to support my heroin habit. So, I don't think I am falling for this one.

[InvisibleTouch]

41. Nah - that's still a few years away. :) n/t

[CaliforniaPeggy]

43. Well, dayum!

I missed out on all the wild sex I wanted to have!

There had better be some wherever it is I'm going!

:grr:

[LSK]

44. AGAIN!?!?!?!

How many times can the world end????

[lost-in-nj]

46. Probably as many times

as they catch the # 2 man in Iraq!!!

LOST

[lost-in-nj]

45. NOOO !!111

I'm going to Bermuda on Monday!!!!
Can't it wait?????

:crazy: :rofl:


lost

[Mutley]

48. Damn. I knew I should have

skipped my night class. Now I'm stuck at school until the end comes. :D

[In_The_Wind]

49. Darn it! My hotel reservation for next week is non refundable.

D'oh

I guess it doesn't matter since I won't be around to get the bill. :shrug:

[johnnie]

50. Guess he was wrong

:shrug:

[mvd]

51. LOL

Still, though, if Bush's policies continue, I don't give us much past 2010.