Just In Time For Christmas-Threat Level ORANGE

[trof]

Breaking on CNN now.
whoopee
Merry Christmas, y'all.
:shrug:
Ridge to make announcement soonest.

[aquart]

1. Orange? Does that involve duct tape?

[OneBlueSky]

10. lol . . . remember that guy in Connecticut . . .

who encased his entire house in plastic and duct taped it shut? . . . wonder if he's still living in his coccoon . . .

[trof]

15. Not still living there.

Suffocated.
;-)

[Maeve]

2. An Orange for our stockings!

How....traditional! :P

[Robb]

3. In honor of that

...I'm having a fuzzy navel. ;)

[HEyHEY]

4. How can there be a threat

The caght Saddam...the terrorsit mastermind!

[trof]

5. Knock Knock!

Who's there?
Orange Juice.
Orange Juice who?
Orange Juice sorry you said "Knock Knock"?

[alfredo]

6. They waited until the heaviest Christmas shopping was

done so they didn't hurt the retailers.

[trof]

7. Well THAT is just totally cynical.

They wouldn't DO something so blatantly crass and commercial, so QUIT saying that.
<sarcasm off>

[RebelOne]

8. A friend who I work with is a musician wrote a song when that lady

alerted the police to those two guys traveling in Florida on who's conversation she eavesdropped. It's called "Little Miss Orange Alert." It's too, too funny. I'll try to get the lyrics and post them.

[arwalden]

9. Now... Look Me In The Eyes And TELL ME

that you didn't already know that this was coming.

I SAID LOOK AT ME SQUARE IN THE EYES! Don't try to deny that you didn't already know they would do this. I can tell when you're lying... so don't pretend to be surprised, now.

:hi:
-- Allen

[MadMike]

11. Isn't THAT Special?

[silverlib]

12. and after berating Dean all morning

for saying that we were no safer with the capture of the awful dictator. Makes no sense to me... but then again, nothing much does right now.

[greatauntoftriplets]

13. But orange is so Halloween....

And Halloween is so two months ago.

[trof]

14. (chuckle)

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

16. Sweet!

Everytime this happens, I break out the orange soda.

Who loves orange soda? Maggie loves orange soda! I do I do I do- ooo.

[TheMightyFavog]

17. Orange Alert? Again???

That Number Six is a persistant little bugger, isn't he?

[CanuckAmok]

20. lol--we're on the same page, I think!

n/t

[elperromagico]

18. I'm glad the capture of Saddam has made us safer!!!

YAY! :nopity:

[CanuckAmok]

19. I always think of the control room from...

...The Prisoner: "Orange Alert. Orange Alert. Sector Three. Sector Three."