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Being from Cleveland, this one has to be said as is. But I guess you could replace the teams. I'm sure it is old, but I never heard it.
Three football fans were on their way to watch the games when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road.
They stopped and discovered a beautiful nude female dead drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Browns fan took off his cap and
placed it over her right breast. The 49ers fan took off his cap and
placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Steelers fan
took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.
The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted
his inspection. First, he lifted up the Browns cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the 49ers cap, replaced
it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the
Steelers cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted
it a third time, and replaced it one last time. The Steelers fan was
getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or
something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and
looking?" "Well," said the officer, "I am simply surprised. Normally
when I look under a Steelers hat, I find an asshole."
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