The Official DU Naughty Guy 2006 Thread!!!

[Crazy Dave]

Seriously, I just need some tips man :cry:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. Pardon me, my dear DaveTheWave, for intruding......

But I know there are naughty guys on this site.....

They must all be at lunch, or on a coffee break, or something!

Well, at least I can kick your thread!

:kick:

[Crazy Dave]

6. Thank you my dear CaliforniaPeggy

I think they're out there too but either won't admit it or they're too busy doing their manly man naughty things.

So far "ALiberalSailor" is our only nominee.

[LadyoftheRabbits]

2. I know one...

I could sure as hell nominate. :eyes: :P

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. My dear lelapin!

Is it who I'm thinking? If so, you sure do, sweetie!

He's a keeper, I'm thinking........

:hug:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

14. Heya Peg!

:hi: :hug: It is more than likely exactly who you're thinking. ;)

[Crazy Dave]

8. lelapin, I've seen that photo of you in your go-go boots and....

...you make me wish I was a naughty boy :woohoo:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

15. ...

:blush:

:P :hug:

[ZombieNixon]

16. Hey!

Well...OK...:P

:hide:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

17. So...

Whatcha doing behind that wall? :P

[ZombieNixon]

19. Being naughty.

:P :evilgrin:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

20. May I join you?

O8)

:evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

21. Anytime.

:evilgrin:

There's always a free space behind this wall for you. :P

[tjwmason]

4. Sorry, can't help you here.

No idea how to behave badly at all. O8)

[miss_american_pie]

23. Oh sure

You're about as angelic as I am. :D :hi:

[SKKY]

5. 6 months at sea will make ANYONE naughty...

...so, please accept my application for membership!

[reyd reid reed]

30. After six months at sea

You can probably write the rule book.

[SKKY]

46. It would be a very, very short write...

...after 6 months at sea, there are very few rules. You know what they say about a submarine? 150 men go down, 75 couples come up!

[reyd reid reed]

53. So the old saying really is true?

Any port in a storm?

[jpgray]

7. I'm just a normal guy

Completely normal.

[Crazy Dave]

9. I consider myself....boring

Really boring :boring:

[jpgray]

11. let's start our own club. Screw these weirdos

Figuratively, I mean.

[LaurenG]

10. The problem with this thread might be

that all guys are naughty. :shrug: Am I mistaken?

[Crazy Dave]

12. Excellent point!

:thumbsup:

[NewWaveChick1981]

13. If you look up the definition of the word "man", "naughty" is a part

of the meaning. :P It's inherent. Good thing, too. :evilgrin:

[miss_american_pie]

24. The problem with this thread

is the lack of pictures. :evilgrin:

[Crazy Dave]

29. Me half nekkid on the beach with a beer before noon

Just to encourage everyone else

[miss_american_pie]

34. Woohoo!

Now that's the way to make a Naughty Girl happy. :D

[reyd reid reed]

35. Whew!

Finally...pics! I was wondering when someone was gonna take the plunge.

*ahem*

Nice legs.

:evilgrin:

[hfojvt]

36. "If you took all the girls I knew when I was single

and brought them all together for one night
I know they'd never match my sweet little imagination
and everything looks worse in black and white
Kodachrome, it gives us those nice, bright colors
gives us the greens of summer
makes you think all the world
is a sunny day, oh yeah ..."

[miss_american_pie]

37. So where's your pic

:D :hi:

[hfojvt]

39. it is much better to imagine that I look like Johnny Depp

Well, okay, Johnny Depp if he lost 20 pounds, and fell down a flight of stairs and hit his face on some barbed wire soaked in battery acid - but now you get the picture.

So here's a picture of my dogs - a mother and child reunion

[miss_american_pie]

40. Oh how sweet

Thank you :)

[Guava Jelly]

18. Hope i can join this club

I aint very good at flirting :)

[reyd reid reed]

22. Well, gee

You'd never flirt...you're far too innocent for something as depraved as flirting.

:evilgrin:







I ever tell you 'bout this beachfront property I've got on top of Pikes Peak? Let in on it for a song....

[Guava Jelly]

25. Well when you post such sexy pictures of yourself

Guys like me get a little to aroused to post
:evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

33. ...

Nuh uh...I'm all sweet and innocent, remember?

[Guava Jelly]

41. Oh yeah and your sweetness has caused me to need several showers

If only I had a certain Bombshell to wash my back

[reyd reid reed]

43. That kind of shower is even more fun

The hotter, the better...

:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

45. As long as i can wash your front

:evilgrin:

[flvegan]

26. Is there an application process?

Where's my paperwork?

[Guava Jelly]

27. crap breaks over

I'll be back to drool at the naughty girls in a few hours
:)

[LSK]

28. have you killed a kitten yet?

[Briarius]

31. Ok, I'm in

tips? Stop crying, start flirting! :D Try starting with "hi"

[xchrom]

32. somebody said there were some naughty guys here.

i wanna see!

[RetroLounge]

38. Can I join?

I can be naughty, even in cowboy pajamas...



RL

[reyd reid reed]

42. That 'rumpled' look

brings very, VERY naughty things to mind...

:evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

44. Ooh please share them with me...

Here or via PM is fine.

:evilgrin:

RL

[reyd reid reed]

47. Well....

It brings to mind ways of further rumpling the linens and tousling the hair...but we wouldn't want to lock such a noble thread...

After all, our poor, beleaguered host has already met his quota for locked threads today.

[Evoman]

48. What do you need to know?

I'm tellin you though...nobody appreciates a bad boy....publicly. Heh...but behind closed doors....or open ones....

Honestly, I'm so full of advice, its not even funny. I was mischevious kid until about 7 or 8. Then I became Mr. Nice guy and I was a nice guy for the next 11 years of my life. After a some stuff happened, I found out that it wasn't working for me and that maybe I wasn't as nice as I thought I was.

Life has been great ever since.

Evoman ;)

On edit: I only have shitty pictures online, but here they are

Bald



With short hair



And with too much hair (and gambling)




On double edit: God, I look like such a scuzzbucket in the last picture. I swear, my brother told me to do a "rap video" pose (after this picture...and an even worse one I'm NOT posting, we laughed for about half an hour. I don't ACTUALLY think I'm that cool!

[reformedrepub]

49. In da house.....

[reyd reid reed]

50. *ahem*

Wish you'd gotten here earlier...

[ForrestGump]

51. I'm not naughty...I'm

[sakabatou]

52. Naughtiness no...

Pure, utter geekiness yes: