The First Ever(?) Knock-Knock thread?

[trof]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Artichokes.
Artichokes who?
Artichokes if he eats too fast.

Go:

[arwalden]

1. Aardvark!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

[CO Liberal]

2. Knock Knock. Who's There?

Wooden Shoe.
Wooden Shoe who?
*** singing*** "Wooden shoe really rather have a Buick?"

(Anyone under 40 may not get that one.....)

[CO Liberal]

3. Sam and Janet

Sam and Janet who?
*** singing *** Sam and Janet evening......

:-)

[Cheswick2.0]

4. here's one

knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
What are you crying for little girl!

[ronnykmarshall]

5. Here's one from those Californians

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Fresno.

Fresno who?

Fresno place like home.

[soup]

6. knock knock.

Who's there?
Gus.
Gus who?
No, that's what your supposed to do.