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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-12-06 04:05 PM
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How do you get rid of a "Stiffie"
Edited on Tue Sep-12-06 04:13 PM by GoPsUx
I mean you wax off some dude..What do you do with the body :)
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-12-06 04:06 PM
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1. you really need to take a walk around the block or something.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-12-06 04:08 PM
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3. with a corpse?
the cops might catch me
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-12-06 04:08 PM
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4. did you do it with a choke hold?
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-12-06 04:09 PM
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5. I do have a firm grip
on the situation :)
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-12-06 04:10 PM
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8. as long as you have things firmly in hand
stashing the corpse shouldn't be too difficult
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anarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-12-06 04:08 PM
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2. beats me
:shrug:
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-12-06 04:14 PM
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13. That wont get rid of it!
oh, and IBTL
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-12-06 04:10 PM
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6. Put it in the middle of the nearest park, jump up and down, and scream,
"Terra alert! Terra alert!!!"
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-12-06 04:11 PM
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9. I am on it
:)
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-12-06 04:10 PM
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7. You are on a roll!
I'd say cement boots.....:evilgrin:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-12-06 04:11 PM
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11. I wonder why my threads are dying so quick??
Bunch of haters up in here :)
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-12-06 04:11 PM
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10. stick it in a trunk
:)



of a car.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-12-06 04:12 PM
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12. thats a good Idea!!
It may be heavy Are you strong enough to help me lift it :)
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-12-06 04:14 PM
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14. i am indeed
a might be small but i am strong and, i have mad skills. :D
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-12-06 04:15 PM
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15. Thank you buddhamama
You are the Best!!!!
:evilgrin:
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-12-06 04:20 PM
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16. no problem
i am here for you, babe. :)
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Avalux Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-12-06 04:21 PM
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17. Locking.
And calling the police, or admin

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