I just had three threads locked in less than an hour ask me anything

[Guava Jelly]

That won't make it four threads :)

[REDKING]

1. What did you do?..

I cant boast that...Peace..Rk

[Guava Jelly]

4. I just posted about meat and dead bodies

all of the sudden thats taboo
:)

[REDKING]

11. Sausage time...........hehehe

:+

[rug]

24. Yeah but you didnt have to post you were having sex with them.

[Crabby Appleton]

2. What's the record? nt

[Guava Jelly]

I dont know

But it is probably held by a tombstoned freeper

[REDKING]

16. Hahahahahaha..

Freeper....noooooooooooooooooooooooo:nuke:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. Did you get a moderator warning?

[Guava Jelly]

6. I havent checked yet

I hope not :)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. You'd know.

You'll go to post and it will bring you to a screen saying you have a mod warning and that you can't post anything on DU until you go read the warning.

[Guava Jelly]

12. You speak through experience

:)
as if maybe you have had a few locked before
:rofl:

[MrCoffee]

5. is your stiffie starting to rot?

damn, you said not to make it four. my bad.

[Guava Jelly]

7. The body has been removed

:)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. My dear GoPsUx!

What on earth is wrong with you?

:hug:

[Guava Jelly]

9. I am just having fun

And the mod wasn't out of line.
The lounge gets kind of quiet sometimes so i like to spice it up :)

[REDKING]

14. Hiya Darlin...Forgive

the other night:cry:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

18. My dear Rory..........

What did you do? I don't remember anything out of line from you, sweetie....

:hug:

[Ptah]

13. Are you proud? n/t

[Guava Jelly]

15. Nah not proud but it was fun!

:)

[buddhamama]

17. do you

have ahold of yourself now?

[Guava Jelly]

19. I could :o)

But typing with one hand is hard :)

[Writer]

20. Have you become one of the "naughty girls?"

:P

[Guava Jelly]

21. No but I am their #1 play toy

And I think the world of those Lady's all joking aside!
They are my friends...And also my fantasy :)

[Writer]

22. I'm one...

but you'd have to get through Mr. Writer first. :P

[Guava Jelly]

23. I can love you in fantasy

And Mr writer can virtually kill me :)
so it's all good

[Writer]

27. You know, after 100,000 "I love you's" and "You're so beautiful's"

from the same person, it's always a nice compliment to know that someone new might be thinking of you - even if it's virtual. :)

[Guava Jelly]

28. I may dish them out here a lot myself

But I never lie when i compliment!
:)

[RetroLounge]

25. Dude!

Don't get yourself TS'd or I will be awful sad.

I mean, do you really wanna leave all these naughty women to just me?

:scared:

RL

[Guava Jelly]

26. Even though i know you can handle these lovely vixens

Back up is a good thing :)
They can be a lot to handle for one man !
:)

[miss_american_pie]

29. Why didn't you invite me to the party?

:pout: :D :hi:

[Guava Jelly]

33. I didn't see you Map

you know you always have a special place in my heart!!
After all you are my Fantasy :)

[AussieDave]

30. Well I thought maybe TWO of them deserved locking

but locking the third was just overkill. Though you probably brought it on yourself - the mod in question just locked it as a pre-emptive strike - kinda like invading Iraq, y'know ?????:o

[Book Lover]

31. Yeah, I noticed that

On a roll tonight, you saucy dog!

[reyd reid reed]

32. Uh oh...

And just what have you been up to while I've been struggling to stay awake over here?

I need information, dammit...LINKS. So I'll know how to blackmail you when the time comes.

:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

34. just keep posting those sexy pics

And I'll squeal like a pig for you :)