Top 10 Reasons for Raising Threat Level to Orange!

[stopbush]

10. Slow news day - too much football
9. Scheduled maintenance on yellow alert light bulbs
8. Tom Ridge needed to make one more appearance this year to qualify for Xmas bonus
7. Needed to knock the "Kurds had Saddam" story off the front page
6. Airports too crowded - scare Joe Average into staying home so rich repigs have an easier time getting to Cancun for Xmas
5. Blowback to big retailers who didn't donate enough to repig campaigns
4. Premature ejaculation - with the Gore kid busted on MJ charges, we could have saved this for Wednesday
3. Coded signal to inside traders on Wall Street - time to sell short on selected stocks
2. Coded signal to Karzai - SH capture bounce fading...we may need to trot Osama out sooner than expected

and the number one reason for going to level orange:

1. Shrub's PlayStation erroneously linked into Tom Ridge's Homeland Security computer during Desert Storm 2 gamer marathon

[ParanoidPat]

1. LOL!

:thumbsup: :evilgrin:

[citizen snips]

2. hahahaha!!!!

:thumbsup:

[Old and In the Way]

3. Good one!

Anyone one of which could be the underlying reasons for this dumb program.