I just defragged my big hard drive - Ask me anything!

[Bundbuster]

[RC]

1. Did that make it

Soft again?

[Bundbuster]

3. It hasn't been soft in 4 years

[MadMike]

2. OK.....

Do you walk to work, or take your lunch?

[Bundbuster]

4. I bike to work...

...AND take my lunch - it's the economy, dearie.

[MadMike]

5. Bike Eh? Be Careful!

[ronnykmarshall]

6. What the .....

That's funny as hell!

[Bundbuster]

7. LOL

Luv the suit, mum.

[gmoney]

8. Does that mean your hard drive

won't be attacked by its own troops?

[Bundbuster]

9. One never knows about "friendly fire"

But hopefully Ed Norton will protect it from viruses.

[Deja Q]

10. Just how big is that hard drive, and how long did it take you to finish?

Defragging, of course!

[Bundbuster]

12. 80 gigs - arrgghh arrgghh! (about 9 inches?)

Sometimes I can do it in a few minutes - depends on how long I've gone without defragging...once a week hardly seems sufficient, no?

[Don_G]

11. How Did You Do It?

Micro$haft's utility?

[Bundbuster]

13. Just turn off the lights

...and put it on auto.

Can I download that Microshaft utility, and does it come in a lefthanded version?

[Deja Q]

14. MS's utility, in Win2k and XP, is a scaled down version of

Diskeeper. Much slower than the proper product, of course... they'd need an incentive to keep people buying their product!

[Bundbuster]

15. Speaking of hard drives -

After installing XP and all my software I had about 34,000 files. 4 months later, with NO new programs added, I have 94,000 files in there. Where the hell do all those buggers come from? Surely it couldn't be just Windows and anti-virus updates. Or could it?