The REAL discrimination in Presidential elections

[zcflint09]

When's the last time we had a President with facial hair?

Think about it--why are you all so hairphobic?

Are you latte-drinking, seattle-living, volvo-driving, starbucks-visiting, elietist liberal meanies scared of a real man with facial hair?

:rant: ;-)

[Ediacara]

1. Hmmm

Seattleites last I checked tended to be more facial-hair friendly than most places.... Just sayin :-)

[qnr]

3. It's a caffeine storage system, I believe n/t

[XemaSab]

2. tr

rocked the 'stache, so that would make it 100 years or so...

[qnr]

4. Letting it all hang out after torpedoing your Presidential aspirations in

the other thread, huh?

[Ediacara]

6. How were they torpedoed?

I mean it wasn't photos of him taking bong hits :-)

[qnr]

7. Well, he said they were shot, I'm just following up on his comment

:)

[zcflint09]

9. The Barbie house picture was rough

That'll shoot it, unless I can get some "revisionist" historians on my team.

And the bong hits come later ;)

[Ediacara]

11. LOL

What's wrong with the Barbie House?

[zcflint09]

13. See, it's where I started cooking up my own personal "gay agenda"

On the back desk. My dreams are ruined!

[Ediacara]

14. Your dreams of a Liberace Day Planner?

I'm so confused :shrug:

But anyway, there will be a gay president. Only, it'll be me :-)

[zcflint09]

17. SHHHH

Don't let them in on it!

[Ediacara]

19. LOL

You can be my veep? How's that? And we'll just keep it quiet from now on.

[zcflint09]

20. Sounds good. Most likely we'll win

as two gay Americans running for prominent national posts in government would cause most neo-cons to go brain dead in shock.

Keep it quiet until the time is right...and then boom!

[Ediacara]

21. That's exactly what I was hoping for

a Mars Attacks head exploding kind of moment

[Floogeldy]

5. And which presidential candidate did "we" reject because of facial hair?

I don't like you.

[zcflint09]

8. It was a joke--relax. nt

nt

[Floogeldy]

10. I didn't laugh.

Perhaps, next time, you will use the "sarcasm" smiley.

All funny jokes have a basis in reality. One problem with your alleged joke is that there have been no presidential candidates with facial hair for decades.

The second problem with your alleged joke was the Seattle "liberal stereotype" that you so willingly adopted with impunity.

[zcflint09]

12. Easy there shooter!!

Learn some humor, then come back to the "Lounge". It's called "SATIRE".

Need a massage or something?

[Arugula Latte]

15. Bring back "Mutton Chops" on Presidents, I say!

*bangs fist authoritatively on desk*

[zcflint09]

16. Remember, Jon Stewart says in "America"

of I believe Chester Arthur...

"The policies we want. The muttonchops we need"

[Ediacara]

18. I think we can start with a standard sideburn

or even the half-length sideburns on Gavin Newsome

[zcflint09]

24. I'll take Gavin Newsome...

Preferrably without the clothes. What a hottie!

[Ediacara]

26. I think his wife might have something to say about that

[zcflint09]

27. Perhaps

But I can always dream...

[Ediacara]

28. He is a hottie

no question.

[petronius]

22. Yeah - John Bolton for President!!

[Arugula Latte]

30. With Wilfred Brimley as Veep!

It's the Bad Mustache Team! :woohoo:

[Lydia Leftcoast]

23. I think it was William Howard Taft

the one before Woodrow Wilson, so nearly 100 years ago.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

25. You're right...

And Teddy Roosevelt came before him.

[gordontron]

29. woah when did seattle-living get added to the list? nt