You're going to a cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian.

[MrCoffee]

[Phillycat]

1. LOOOOOOOOOVED that movie!

"What, too swishy?"

"Actually, it's perfect. I just never noticed John Wayne walked that way before."

[MrCoffee]

2. I pierced the toast!

[Sugar Smack]

3. "I feel like I'm insane!"

:rofl:

[MrCoffee]

7. Sweetie, you're wasting your gum.

[cwydro]

4. "why not kill the mothers?

I mean the baby is going to be aborted anyway, why not let them go down with the ship?"

[Jokerman]

5. "I made you short?"

[azmouse]

6. "Chewing gum helps me think."

"Sweetie, you're wasting your gum"

[Samurai_Writer]

8. One of my all-time favorite movies

Armand: What a pain in the ass you are. And it's true: you're not young, you're not new, and you do make people laugh. And me? I'm still with you because you make me laugh. So you know what I got to do? I got to sell my plot in Key Biscayne so I can get one next to you in that shithole Los Copa, so I never miss a laugh.

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Louise Keeley: Oh, what interesting bowls.
Louise Keeley: It looks like young men playing leap frog.

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Agador: Armand, why don't you let me be in the show? Are you afraid of my Guatemalan-ness?
Armand: Your what?
Agador: My Guatemalan-ness, my natural heat. You're afraid I'm too primitive to be on the stage with your little estrogen rockettes, right?
Armand: You're right. I'm afraid of your heat.

[MrCoffee]

9. Hank Azaria was absolutely brilliant as Agador Spartacus

I'm a combination of Lucy and Ricky.

How terrifying.

[Beausoir]

10. When the schneken beckons ....