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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-21-03 04:57 PM
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The sad truth about Santa's reindeer
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DarkPhenyx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-21-03 04:59 PM
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1. And somewhere just outside the view of the camera...
...is a big 'ole pot of venison stew cooking.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-21-03 05:00 PM
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3. Darn, you got there first!
:D
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DarkPhenyx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-21-03 05:02 PM
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4. Sorry man.
:) I'll type slower next time. I promise.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-21-03 05:00 PM
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2. Santa eat them or something? I'll admit that venicen is rather tasty...
And you know he can't ride a sleigh with nine soybean plants... :D

He whip 'em to death?

You're also assuming the raindeer are Christian, via the crosses. :D
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RC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-21-03 05:04 PM
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5. Well, yeah,
Who ever heard of Jewisn reindeer?
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DarkPhenyx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-21-03 05:08 PM
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6. I'll have you know that...
...Dancers last name is Berkowitz. Also Roudolph wear a yamika on his nose. SO there! :-P
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-21-03 05:20 PM
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7. Reindeer are servants of capitalism. They have but one deity:
The Almighty Dollar.

:D:D:D:D:D
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