Who else is drunk here tonight?jsasgeu4546gssew543

[TK421]

:toast:

[ZombieNixon]

1. I am!!!

But I can still type!! :bounce: :+

[TK421]

2. Oh yay ?12112 Sez hoo?

[ZombieNixon]

3. I says I can type!

And I can type! :P

[TK421]

4. You mean tipe! Learn to spell, fukker!1112!!!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. I am completely sober tonight.

I am drinking bottled water.

[TK421]

6. I'm going to need a couple of those and some Excedrin in about an hour

methinks.....

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. My dear TK421!

Nope, I'm not......Earlier, I was high, though....

Alas, it has been metabolized!

But it was fun while it lasted!

:toast:

:bounce: :bounce:

[TK421]

10. Peggy dahling! Don't you wish you could go a while longer without

having to worry about waking up for the job you hate in the morning? What a bunch of fuckwits I work with! But worry yourself not about my dilemma....I'm going to take Harukas advice and drink some bottled water ( with a few Excedrins ) and it will be alright in the morning. Sorry...it's been a very rough day

[CaliforniaPeggy]

14. I am so sorry that you had a rough day, sweetie.........

And feel free to ventilate any old time, OK?

I'm here for you! :hug:

[TK421]

15. Well, it's good to know someone is here for me...you keep me sane, Peggy!

and a hug right back atcha!:hug: and a big, sloppy kiss...oh, wait....there's no smilie thing for that. I think you get the picture

[CaliforniaPeggy]

18. I sure do, sweetie........

You got that right.......:hug:

[Nailzberg]

8. woooo-hoooo

checking into the drunk tank with yall.

[TK421]

11. I'm on beer #9 right now, plus someone bought me a scotch at the bar

and I'm wishing I asked for a lager instead ( I don't handle hard liquor very well ).

[leftofthedial]

9. working on it

working HARD

:toast:

[TK421]

12. Don't work too hard, you could end up like me......

[leftofthedial]

13. I wouldn't survive nine of what I'm drinking

And if I did, I'd regret having survived.

[TK421]

16. What are you drinking? I might have some of that, too.....

:evilfrown:

[leftofthedial]

19. My own "martini"

five glugs of gin, some nasty green olives with pimentos and a little of the juice from the olive jar, two ice cubes

usually, I'm done when the ice is half melted. I ditch it and start over.

[TK421]

20. A dirty martini? I respect that....especially when you say you use gin

instead of vodka ( not a martini ) that's a "cocktail"

[leftofthedial]

23. screw the shaken AND the stirred

and just let me drink it

that's what I say.

[TK421]

24. I like your attitude.....but with me it has to be Bombay Sapphire or

Tanqueray. What can I say...I'm brand-conscious

[leftofthedial]

29. I'm in the Tanq pretty heavy

tonight myself

[The Straight Story]

17. Getting there, as one can tell by my poems...

Having another one for this thread :)

[TK421]

21. Give us an alcohol-inspired poem, then...I'm up for that!

Some of the best poems were inspired by fine spirits ( or maybe it seems that way because I don't know what they mean ) but give it a shot! :toast:

[The Straight Story]

28. here is one.....

No Matter

Tis no matter where I roam
Nor how I go
Everywhere I have gone
I look behind and see
Tracks left behind
Little footprints
Left by me

Oh how I wonder
Where they will lead
Would that I could trace them
Sometimes erase them
The paths I have crossed
Through the mud
Through desert dust
Like shadows of time
Follow me
My little footprints
Left behind by me

Tis no matter
I would like to believe
These tiny footprints
Left on earth by me
I look down on one
This one
I sit next to that tiny print
Filled with rain
Dust
And Mud

Tis no matter
Until I see
Reflections of you
Shimmering back at me
A parent’s smile
A child laughing
Lover dancing
An old man comforted
I watch these events
As rain drips down
Covering tears

Tis no matter
Where these feet may land
It matters only
Where they have been
Impressions left
Upon the sands of time
My tiny footprints
Will still shimmer
When I am gone

Tis no matter
That I shall turn to dust
Like a ghost they wander this earth
These tiny footprints of mine
I look ahead
To that mountain
Where I shall rest
And wonder as I walk now
Will I look back
At these footprints of mine
And smile
Know in my heart
That they followed a good man

Tis no matter
Where I shall go
Or when
Someday my journey of life
Will suddenly end
It only matters
That I can look back
And smile
At my footprints left
Where I was
And who I have been

[Omphaloskepsis]

22. I just puked.. Mostly foam.. I didn't eat much today..

I would brush my teeth, but, that makes my beer taste bad.

[TK421]

26. Don't use mint-flavored toothpaste...bad combo with the hooch

trust me...I know these things

[Broken_Hero]

25. not me, not tonight...flying straight...:) nt

[TK421]

27. I'm sasg ....I'm beginning to agree with you......a t