Wile E. Coyote taught me all I need to know

[Oeditpus Rex]

Never buy Acme crap.

[Zomby Woof]

1. Whew

Dodgers held on to their big lead tonight. Last night, they pitched with Acme balls!

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. And Chicago fielded with Acme gloves

And they still freakin' won. :grr:

Giants just lost to Colorado.

[Zomby Woof]

3. 4 game series with San Diego pending

I admit, I am jittery going into that one. They have had shit-for-luck with the Pads this year.

We did well to split with the Mets. I don't mind a potential playoff match if it comes to that.

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. Yeah, but it's at our house

And we've got the third-best home record in baseball.

But then, the MaxiPads are better on the road than at home.

Good time for Garciaparra to break out of his slump.

[Broken_Hero]

5. exactly....

acme--->100% disaster....:)

[CanuckAmok]

6. Not true....

I've been using an Acme brand giant electromagnet to attract steam-ships, satellites, and the Eifel Tower for years, and it's worked flawlessly!

[Random_Australian]

7. Then express simple arithmetic in terms of not buying acme stuff.

I dare you.

[sarge43]

8. Along with never buying anything from Acme Comp, some of the

things I've learned from Wile E.

1. All mechanical objects are fundamentally hostile, especially catapults

2. Always read the fine print, re Earthquake Pills

3. Things may not be what they seem to be, for instance escape tunnels painted on cliff faces

4. Repeating a mistake does not necessarily correct a mistake