ZOMBY COFFEE!

[Tyler Durden]

GOT to have me some of that UNDEAD BREW!

[mikeytherat]

1. It's not Zomby Coffee,

but I just brewed a pot of Seattle's Best Fair-Trade Organic Breakfast Blend. Shall I pour you a cup?

mikey_the_rat

[Tyler Durden]

3. THANKS!

I'd drink 2 day old re-heated Starbuck Sludge at this point.

Drop a couple of "NO-DOZ" in the cup, wouldja?

[mikeytherat]

8. I'll pour you one in the "Civil Servant" mug I got when I was at NASA

It's a 24oz. ceramic mug (a stein, really) with the inscription, "I'm dead wood, but they can't fire me!"

24oz. of Seattle's Best and you could walk from coast to coast.

mikey_the_rat

[Tyler Durden]

9. Did you know a "Faith Chandler?"

She was kind enough to give me access to one of the NASA libraries that had presentations and papers on Root Cause Analysis.

[mikeytherat]

10. Doesn't ring a bell - I was at NASA in Hampton, Virginia,

working at the Vehicle Operations Research Branch. I was fresh out of college, with a degree in MIS and in-depth knowledge of Macintosh computers (NASA is a heavy Mac shop), so it was an easy fit.

mikey_the_rat

[Tyler Durden]

11. Think she's at Johnson Space Center.

Very Helpful.

I was at Space Command in Dahlgren VA as a Dependant Husband. Base was nice. Ex-wife REALLY SUCKED tho.

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. Perhaps if we call him three times he will appear...

Zomby...

[Tyler Durden]

4. Zomby...

[RetroLounge]

5. Zomby...

RL

[ScreamingMeemie]

6. ZOMBY!!!

I mean, it's already 6 AM on the West Coast...why the heck isn't he here yet! :D

[Tyler Durden]

7. If he doesn't show soon...

I'm gonna just have to shove my finger in the fusebox to keep the ol' ticker tickin'

[buddhamama]

12. i'm sending Zomby's ass to The Hague

for torture and crimes against humanity.

first, he slacks on the coffee service. ZW Coffee threads are few and far between. He got me hooked and then cut off my supply. x(

second, he implanted an earworm in me.

third, he continues to torture me with excruciatingly bad advertisements.

i have begged and pleaded with him to stop, but to no avail. :cry:

i believe The Hague is my only option.

[ScreamingMeemie]

13. I PM'd him even... I put a Cheeto Orange Couch in my Living Room

for God's Sake for him!!! Waaaaaah! :cry:

[buddhamama]

14. yikes !

and i thought i had it rough. you poor thing, you. :hug:

[Tyler Durden]

15. I once had an orange couch...

but I'm colorblind, and believe it or not I thought it was MAROON.

[ScreamingMeemie]

16. Hee... I shouldn't laugh, but my son is colorblind.

He's 8, and when he was a toddler I had a cranberry colored minivan. Whenever we would come out of a store he would always head toward a green minivan. He has since learned to adjust...a bit... but every once in awhile he still colors a tree some shade of red. :D

[Tyler Durden]

17. I LOVE taking color tests!

I see numbers and letters in those circles of dots that make opthamologists go crosseyed!

[ScreamingMeemie]

18. I confess...

I love seeing what BabyG comes up with when I show him those!

[Nailzberg]

21. All I see are a bunch of dots.

[buddhamama]

19. i've added the orange couch

to my indictment. That Coffee pimp is gonna pay for this. :mad: Don't worry Mrs.G, i promise you ZW will not get away with this.

[ScreamingMeemie]

20. Thank you buddhamama..

at least YOU care. :grr: :hug:

[Zomby Woof]

22. *yawn*

Ok...zzzzzzzzz.... Here you are, folks! :donut:

[madinmaryland]

23. HERK ON!!!!

Oops, wrong zomby!!!