I sure wish someone would start a flirting thread..Wink Wink.

[Guava Jelly]

But I am not going to do it i start to many of those
:rofl:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

1. Heya, GoPsUx!

:D :hi: :hug: How're you today?

*knows nothing of flirting whatsoever*

[ZombieNixon]

3. Liar.

:eyes: :P :loveya:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

7. I know...

Shameless. :P O8) :loveya:

[Guava Jelly]

4. Doing great

I am on a semi vacation day so i can goof around here while getting paid
And how is our resident Naughty Girl In Training :)
:hi:
:hug:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

6. Awesome!

Your getting paid, that is. And how I'm doing, too. :P :hug:

[miss_american_pie]

2. I would, but

I don't know how to flirt. Know anyone who could teach me?

[billyskank]

5. ...

:*

[miss_american_pie]

9. Oooh, it involves kissing?

[billyskank]

12. It can do

if the flirtor is very fortunate. :D

But generally it involves communicating the idea that the flirtor finds the flirtee most desirable, chérie. :loveya:

[miss_american_pie]

15. Oooh don't go speaking French to me

I'll just swoon. :loveya:

[Guava Jelly]

8. You are just as pure as the fresh driven snow!!

I wonder if you are corruptible :evilgrin:
and :hi:

[miss_american_pie]

10. Are you offering

to dirty me up? :evilgrin: :hi:

[Guava Jelly]

11. Anytime any place

But are you afraid of getting dirty??
Or even really dirty???
:evilgrin:
How do you feel about jello?

[miss_american_pie]

18. I don't know how I feel about jello

Why don't you join me in finding out? :evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

20. What flavor??

:evilgrin:

[miss_american_pie]

22. Cherry

Of course. :evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

23. Cherry taste very good with cool whip

Could I maybe bring that?
I wonder where i could spread It?

[miss_american_pie]

29. All over

the jello, would be my guess. :shrug:

[Guava Jelly]

31. Thats not where I was thinking of spreading it.

:evilgrin:
But I may have to apply it with my hands for better coverage
I wonder if one tub of cool whip is enough?

[miss_american_pie]

32. I'm not sure

I may want to do some spreading. :evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

35. Oh you sure can!!

Did du just die I couldnt get on for a while
Maybe you were just to smoken hot!

[miss_american_pie]

38. I doubt that

I had trouble, too. :D

[Guava Jelly]

39. I think all the sexual energy from this thread cooked the server

:)

[miss_american_pie]

42. Oh you could do that all on your own

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

44. Maybe :o) if i was aroused enough .

But i don't think it's possible to arouse me :(

[miss_american_pie]

48. I can't imagine how

one would go about that. O8)

[Guava Jelly]

51. I bet you can't !

:sarcasm:
:)

[joneschick]

13. and this one will definitely have no pictures either!!

[Guava Jelly]

17. well it could

(but i have locked enough threads lately)

[reyd reid reed]

14. I'd do it

But that might besmirch the sweet, innocent, demure image that I've so carefully cultivated.











:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

19. Triple R flirt Never!!

:rofl:

[reyd reid reed]

25. ...

*ahem*

Didn't you see the halo? Would I lie to you?

:loveya:









Well...maybe a teeeeeeeeeeeeeny bit of flirting. Ummmmm...what's your sign, big boy? Come here often?

[Guava Jelly]

30. Why never

And you would also never take seductive pictures to arouse innocent corruptible DU guys
:)

[reyd reid reed]

33. *ahem*

Like this one?



Purely accidental.

[Guava Jelly]

36. You dont fight fair!!!

:evilgrin:
And I like it!!

[reyd reid reed]

40. It's all fair...

But I don't want to get another one of your threads locked.

:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

41. Oh but it could be worth it though

:evilgrin:
I am Still waiting for the butt fairy :evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

46. LOL!

Now that would just be Evil. Note the capital 'e'. Might shatter your illlusions.

And get your thread locked.

[Guava Jelly]

50. I probably couldn't handle the marvel of triple R anyway

But it would be fun to test the theory
:evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

59. Ha!

At that rate, I might just have to prove you wrong, much as it would break my heart and damage my delicate ego to shatter those illusions...

:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

63. Prove me wrong i dare ya

You are totally smoken hot triple R
:loveya:

[av8rdave]

43. You've GOT to stop doing that!

<whew>

[Guava Jelly]

45. No she doesn't

:)
I know what you mean :rofl:

[reyd reid reed]

61. ...

:blush:
















:evilgrin:

[u4ic]

16. I don't know how to flirt...

:shrug:

[Guava Jelly]

21. Ok try this

Hey hot stuff wuzzzup!
no don't never mind!
so what arent you wearing :evilgrin:

[u4ic]

26. I'm not wearing any...

SHOES!










Am I flirting yet...?

[Guava Jelly]

27. Oh yes!!

Maybe i have a wierd foot fettish :rofl:

[billyskank]

24. You don't need to know

you need not expend any effort to attract an admirer. ;)

:hi:

[u4ic]

28. billy!!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:


:loveya: :hug:



(though that bag of carrots sure helped...:D )

[billyskank]

71. But did you notice how quickly he dumped us

when he'd had his fill of carrots?

(Assuming it was a he, of course).

:hug: :loveya:

[u4ic]

76. He missed a damn fine conversation

mind you, I don't know if he's bilingual, and I don't speak "gophereese".

And it meant more samosas for me. :D

:hug: :loveya:

[TOhioLiberal]

34. didn't you already start one?

what are you, some kind of attention sl*t? :rofl::rofl:

Just kidding, :rofl: :*

[Guava Jelly]

37. no not me

:hi:

[Aristus]

47. Oo! Lunchtime flirting!

Hey, sexy ladies! How are you? :bounce:

[miss_american_pie]

49. Hi there, handsome

:hi:

[Aristus]

53. Hey there, gorgeousness.

Do you live around here often? :rofl:

[miss_american_pie]

54. I could be lured

with the right incentive. Say, if someone were to quote Shakespeare on a daily basis. :loveya:

[Aristus]

55. Say! I know somebody who does that!

"It is my lady, it is my love,
O! That she knew she were!
See how she leans her cheek
upon her hand?
O! That I were a glove upon that hand,
That I might touch that cheek!"

[miss_american_pie]

56. Oh Romeo

[Aristus]

57. She speaks!

O, speak again, my love!

[miss_american_pie]

58. Ere would a maiden blush bepaint my cheek

For that which thou hast heard me speak tonight.

[Aristus]

60. Wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?

:evilgrin:

[miss_american_pie]

62. What satisfaction canst thou have tonight?

:evilgrin:

[Aristus]

64. The pledge of thy true-love's faith with mine.

(I'm starting to get a little sketchy on the wording here. I don't have my source-material with me. :dunce: )

[miss_american_pie]

65. I gave thee mine before thou didst request it

(You're damn good. I have my Riverside on my lap. :) )

[Aristus]

66. Can I trade places with your Riverside?

:evilgrin:

[miss_american_pie]

67. I just put it back on the shelf

:rofl:

I have to go get a pie in the oven. Come over for dessert. :evilgrin:

[Aristus]

68. ROFL!

Good, I suppose. I lowered the tone of our flirting there. We were going so classy for a while. Guess I needed to be put on the shelf.

What's for dessert? :P

[miss_american_pie]

72. Me? Classy?

:rofl:

Apple pie. :D

[Aristus]

77. Will you

serve me a slice?

:9

[reyd reid reed]

52. They seem to be doing quite well, actually.

:evilgrin:

[Aristus]

69. Glad to hear it, Triple R.

BTW, your over-shoulder pic never fails to get me going.

:wow:

[reyd reid reed]

70. Your last one wasn't too shabby, either...

:loveya:

[Guava Jelly]

73. Damn i guess everyone is done flirting and now smoking a "cigarette"

I thought my fellow duers had stamina!!!
:rofl:

[reyd reid reed]

74. Heh

I haven't needed stamina in WAY too long. I've got 'stamina' to spare.

I've also got dinner to cook and a shower to take and laundry to do and cats to feed and beds to make and carpets to vacuum and floors to wash and arguments to settle and rule to break...

Oh. Wait. Ix-nay on the ules-ray.

I wouldn't do that.




I'll be around later though...ready to raise some kind of ruckus.

Count on it.

:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

75. I am sure you will !! my ever so sexy friend!!

:hi: :loveya: