Please come wash my dishes.

[Lilyhoney]

I cannot express to you how much I dislike washing dishes.

I will keep you company if you like or just leave you be to finish the task. Just please come over and wash them for me.

I have gloves and new sponges and foaming dish soap. There is a nice window to look out while you wash.

I will play your favorite music or read to you threads from DU.

I will even make you something really good to eat when you are done.

It would take you less than an hour.

I am in Santa Barbara.

Anyone? Anyone?

[NewWaveChick1981]

1. I can't help you, 'cause I hate 'em as much as you do.

:P :hug: I feel your pain.... I usually load up the dishwasher, unload it when it's finished, then fill it up again...and repeat until the dishes are done. I can't stand 'em. :(

[Lilyhoney]

8. Even if I had a dishwasher

I would still dislike doing the dishes.

[billyskank]

11. I'll do the dishes for you

:hug:

[TimeChaser]

2. I can't stand dishes

Touching dirty dishes, specifically ones I haven't dirtied myself, makes my skin crawl

[LaurenG]

3. This is the funniest thread I've seen in awhile

and no one would come over to wash the dishes? Hey I love new sponges and the foaming dish soap, I can't make it today though.

You can do this, it will be over before you know it. There are days when I feel this way about vacuuming, especially the stairs.

[billyskank]

9. I don't mind doing dishes either

Ironing is a pain in the ass, though.

[Lilyhoney]

19. I am very good at ironing.

I even enjoy it, bring all you have.
Please just come and wash my dishes.

[billyskank]

28. That sounds like a fun time

:D

:*

:loveya:

[Lilyhoney]

10. I love vacuumming.

Please come do my dishes and I will do your stairs.

[Chemical Bill]

4. I don't mind doing the dishes...

but you need to bring them to Providence. I only have so much time, and too many errands. I'll do them between laundry loads. :hi:

Bill

[Lilyhoney]

12. I don't mind doing the laundry

now that I have a washer and drier in my kitchen.

[miss_american_pie]

5. I would love to

But that's really far away. :hi:

[billyskank]

13. You're soooo sweet

:loveya:

[miss_american_pie]

20. Nah

I'm angling for a vacation. :D :hi:

[Lilyhoney]

25. I would be happy to have you as a guest

for a few days. As long as you do the dishes.

But seriously, you could come for a few days.

[miss_american_pie]

26. Oh thank you

And I would do the dishes, but it'll be a while before I can take another vacation. :hi:

[Lilyhoney]

27. Keep me in mind. OK.

[Lilyhoney]

14. Well, you could just stay.

All you would have to do is wash the dishes every day.

[miss_american_pie]

16. You have a deal

Dishes are nothing. How close to the ocean are you? :D

[Lilyhoney]

17. I can hold my breath and run there.

[miss_american_pie]

18. And *all* I have to do is dishes?

I have the way better end of this deal. :hi:

[Lilyhoney]

21. I cook alot.

It makes my husband very happy to come home to a clean kitchen counter. So, you would be doing a great service to my marraige.

[miss_american_pie]

22. Okay, but if you're cooking

why isn't he doing the dishes? :D

[Lilyhoney]

23. Because he works very hard to

make the money that lets us live in this paradise.

[miss_american_pie]

24. Ahhh

:hug:

[Chemical Bill]

6. Wait a minute!!

If you make me something to eat when the dishes are done, then you'll have more dirty dishes!!

Bill

[Lilyhoney]

15. But there would only be a few dishes and

you could clean them up in a jiff.

[Lilyhoney]

7. I thank all of you so much.

I just found someone to go out and have lunch with.

This is a standing offer. As there are always dirty dishes.

Ok off to lunch now.

Thanks again.

Lilyhoney

[struggle4progress]

29. If ya leave em long enough, the mold will hide the leftover food and ..

.. ya can reuse em without washing ... :)

[Rhiannon12866]

30. Sounds tempting, my friend, but I have too many of my own...

I don't mind doing the wash, and I really do enjoy cooking, but, I agree, washing the dishes can be a bitch. I'm used to having a dishwasher, but where I'm currently staying, I have to do them all by hand.:-(

But if I lived near Santa Barbara, which is very lovely BTW, I'd take you up on your most generous offer, dishpan hands and all...:-)

Rhiannon:pals:

[Robeson]

31. Hey Rhiannon! Haven't seen you in forever....

...I was thinking about you earlier. I hope you are doing well. It's so good to see a friendly face! :pals:

[Rhiannon12866]

34. Thanks! I haven't been around all that much; it's been a busy summer.

But I'm back, never sign off for long, since DU is my home. It's good to see you, always, my friend! I hope that all is well with you. DU has gotten so large that it's easy to lose track of your favorites here, so I'm happy to see you, too...:D

Rhiannon:pals:

[wildhorses]

32. if you will pay for my plane ticket and pick me up at the airport

I will gladly do them for you...

[Broken_Hero]

33. Sorry, no can do...

I got my own mountain of dishes to tackle....:)