Chech out my Nigerian scammer letter

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Here's my latest email to him:

Dear Toots,
Thanks for the photograph. You sent it in quite a
timely manner. You must have much leisure time over
there in Africa to send it so quickly. You look like
quite a happy couple. You should tell your wife to
smile more. She looks very athletic. Does she play
football? I'll bet she's a great "ball handler" if you
catch my drift.

I do have some concern however. How do I know for
sure it is indeed you? This photograph could be of
anyone.

Here's my proposal. To authenticate it is actually
you, how about if you write down the name of my best
friend on a piece of paper and take a picture of you
holding the paper in front of you? That way, I will
know it is you for sure and will feel much safer about
moving forward with this most attractive business
arangement.

My friend's name is: I. Fellate Dawgz

Sincerely,

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1. kick

[MnFats]

2. once got one of those offering me 6 or 7 million....I f****ed with 'em....

i wrote back indicating I was interested in the oil money placed in an international account, just sitting there waiting for BLAH BLAH BLAH....

I wrote something like...."I know you understand the necessity of avoiding the prying eyes of the Nigerian and U.S. authorities....because of my risk, i must insist on your guarantee that I will receive 50 percent of our profits! I am sure you will find this reasonable.
I gave a figure of something like 65 million.

I closed with "soon we will be toasting our great good fortune with champaign on the beach at Tahiti!"

I didn't hear back......coulda given em my bank account no. too because there's NEVER anything in it!

[BreweryYardRat]

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Courtesy of User Friendly, from a story arc in which a modernized Cthulu wreaks havoc upon scammers: