Please come wash my feet

[matcom]

I cannot express to you how much I dislike washing my feet.

I will keep you company if you like or just leave you be to finish the task. Just please come over and wash them for me.

I have gloves and a new washcloth and foot lotion. There is a nice window to look out while you wash or you can just gaze into my eyes.

I will play your favorite music or read to you threads from DU.

I will even make you something really good to eat when you are done.

It would take you less than an hour.

I am in Boston.

Anyone? Anyone?

[LaurenG]

1. Roflol

:rofl:

[miss_american_pie]

2. Sorry, I don't do feet

:D :hi:

[Jamastiene]

3. You dream bigger than I do.

I have thoughts that involve someone doing something for me like that, but foot washing isn't it.

[Merrick]

4. Something good to eat?

As if I'd have an appetite for at least a week after washing your filthy, ugly ass feet.

I'll do it for a grand.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. Matcom, we all know that Mrs. Matcom is refusing to further indulge

your foot fetish and now you're trying to bring unknowing DUers into it.

[matcom]

6. you have it all wrong

she is refusing my TACO fetish! x(

[SOteric]

7. Have you considered

just soaking them in a tub full of industrial strength disinfectant for a couple of days?

[matcom]

8. BoBo is on his way over

he is bringing tongue depressors :shrug:

[SOteric]

10. Yes,

he told me about the splinteriffic speculum of suprise he was making last night.

[u4ic]

9. Where's Sniffa?

:7

[LeftyMom]

11. My thought too.

:rofl:

[bicentennial_baby]

13. it never fails...

ha. ha. ha.

[Mrs.Matcom]

12. This is about dishes

not feet! I just made him his favorite, Chicken fried steak. And the deal is, who ever cooks, the other has to do dishes...Martha is now in the kitchen washing the few dishes that I didn't wash before hand. Poor Martha!!! :D

[Lilyhoney]

14. I am trained in reflexology.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I would be more than happy to trade you a foot massage for you to do my dishes.

Your feet would be so happy you would wash my clean dishes to have me rub your feet some more.

Lilyhoney