Breaking: Aquaman recruited by al-Qaeda...

originalpckelly

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Thu Sep-14-06 11:23 PM
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Breaking: Aquaman recruited by al-Qaeda...

Edited on Thu Sep-14-06 11:24 PM by originalpckelly

In an attempt to adapt themselves to water-boarding, the al-Qaeda terrorist group has recruited Aquaman. Aquaman's main duty for al-Qaeda will be a breeding program using Aquaman's own seed to create a super-human army of gilled jihadists. (Or gihadists.) Aquaman has also converted to Islam, and his new name will be Aqua-Bin-Recruited.

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bridgit

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Thu Sep-14-06 11:29 PM
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1. then we ARE doomed...

to suffer their repeats on Adult Swim :rofl:

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Broken_Hero

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Thu Sep-14-06 11:33 PM
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2. Damn him...

I knew he was hiding something, behinds those beady eyes of his...curse him! Submariner is going to rip him a new hide....:)

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originalpckelly

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Thu Sep-14-06 11:36 PM
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3. Actually he has hybrid lungs...

but who is pointing out the details.

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