Breaking News: Sailor dies an hour after eating tainted bagged spinach.

[liberaldemocrat7]

The sailor ate the entire spinach and his girlfriend with wiry arms and skinny body and short hair and pony tail watched over him as he doubled over and fell sick. She comforted him as best as she could for close to an hour as he moaned and moaned. Then he turned on his side on the floor and gave out a big cry Oh Olive I will see you in the next life, and fell silent. His girlfirend said Oh Popeye I'll avenge those stupid Republicans for not inspecting foods adequately and having enough FDA inspectors, and giving into unethical businessmen who would see people die so they can make a bigger profit.

[Journeyman]

1. Ah, 'tis a sad, sad day when such a brave soul succumbs. . .

to the transgressions of Corporate Greed. All that can really be done at such times is to play a simple tune: "Toot! Toot!"

[Generic Other]

2. They say I am finished cause I ate the spinach

I'm Popeye the Sailor man...

[Synnical]

3. See, this is why you shouldn't eat Green Things!

[Art_from_Ark]

4. But Popeye always ate spinach from a can

Of course, he could have keeled over from botulism...

[kwassa]

5. Here is the guy responsible