Du'ers Who DON"T Have a Cactus Stuck Up Their Asses

[La Lioness Priyanka]

post something interesting about yourselves

[Tyler Durden]

1. I have PERSONALLY saved one life at the risk of my own...

...and ended another out of love and compassion.

[amitten]

2. I prefer the lowly philodendron.

Softer, but still a delight.

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. It's 1PM and I'm still in my jammies...

wait, that's not interesting...hmmmm.... I'm thinking, thinking, thinking....


:think:

My daughter (I have to live vicariously through her, apparently) was Speller No. 107 in the National Spelling Bee in D.C. 2002. :hi:

[LeftyMom]

4. I'm eating cinnamon toast for breakfast.

I did the math yesterday and I have an A in Human Sexuality.
My best friend is in love and I'm really happy for her. They're talking about buying a house and getting married.
I haven't washed my car in almost two months and it shows.

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. Hey!!! I never wash my car!!!

*high five* it drives (no pun intended) MrG nuts! :yourock:

[speedoo]

15. I don't wash my car either.

But it's about to hit 230,000 miles.

So there!!!:hi:

[hunter]

30. My car has lichen growing on it. It's like a rock.

I do wash the windows.

[LaurenG]

6. I have nothing interesting and have no cactus

So I'll just post that, I live a quiet life in Ohio with my husband and 2 cats.

[billyskank]

33. I hate it when they put us on the spot like that

:hug:

[youthere]

I LIKE the "brazillion" joke.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. My dear lioness!

Something interesting....hmmm.........

Well, how about the fact that I have signed up for an online Creative Writing class?

I hope to make something of myself!

:woohoo: :woohoo:

[miss_american_pie]

8. I drink a pot of coffee every day.

I named my older kid after a poet.
I'm not very interesting. :D

[ScreamingMeemie]

10. Hey you are way totally interesting. I named my daughter after a Rock Star

and I list coffee as a hobby! :hug:

[miss_american_pie]

13. Well you should come over for a cup

I have apple pie, too. :hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

14. I'd so totally be there!

:hi:

[ZombieNixon]

9. I'm in class right now!

:D

[LiberalEsto]

11. I found a new way

to get cat hair out of the carpet.

[auntAgonist]

12. I'm really

not as boring as I seem here on DU.

In real life, people enjoy talking to me.

aA

[miss_american_pie]

17. We like talking to you here too

:hi:

[speedoo]

18. But I already knew that, auntie!!

:loveya: :hug: :loveya:

[u4ic]

31. You?!!? Boring?!

Git outta town...


(and I bet with some poutine in you, you'd be dancing on tables...)


:hug: :loveya:

[auntAgonist]

35. cheesey but true my dear :)

:loveya:

have to get to work ... talk to you tonight


aA
:hug:

[u4ic]

36. You bet, sweetie

have a great day! :hi:

[MrCoffee]

16. I have a barrel cactus stuck up my ass.

[azmouse]

19. I live in the desert and cactus are everywhere...

but fortunately one is not up my ass!!

[anarch]

20. well this one time I was OWWWW! Where'd that cactus come from?

:yoiks:

[Crazy Dave]

21. I'm my own boss and....

...I'm telling myself to get off DU for a couple of hours and get some work done ;-)

[Deja Q]

22. Oi! That's not a cactus! That's a hedgehog!

:spray:

[seemunkee]

23. I've owned hedgehogs and that thought never crossed my mind

[youthere]

24. I've owned cactuses and that thought has never crossed my mind.

[Radical Activist]

25. I've run political campaigns in 4 states

Fun stuff.

[xmas74]

26. I once delivered a baby over the phone.

I was a dispatcher and a woman called during an ice storm. She lived way out in the country on numerous back roads. Turns out it was baby number 7 so I didn't have to give much by way of instruction.

[Jamastiene]

27. What if we have a cinnamon stick up our asses?

Can we poke something interesting in a thread about ourselves? :evilgrin:

I attract dragonflies and cannot find a picture of their larva to see if the little white thingies on the car are dragonfly babies. I know the grown flying dragonflies hang out there around the car and come hover in my face every time I go outside. Even at school, dragonflies hover in front of me. The other day one hovered at the car window while I was waiting at a red light.

[anarch]

28. I'd say your subject line alone qualifies as fairly interesting....

[Tyler Durden]

38. How freaking COOL is THAT?

I think the only way that could be cooler would be if you attracted lighting bugs, but I love dragonflies.

[Jamastiene]

52. I love dragonflies too.

Believe it or not, I was in a band called Dragonfly. Every night at the end of practice, we would go outside and watch the dragonflies hover around us. We named the band before the dragonflies started coming up to me that way. Weird, isn't it?

[wildhorses]

29. my elbows are double jointed

:shrug:

[u4ic]

32. I've killed cactuses

I think I have a black thumb...x(

[meegbear]

34. I stopped shaving my head fifteen days ago ...

after 5+ years of doing it and I'm gonna shave it off tonight. Can't take looking like a goddamn hippie.

[1gobluedem]

37. I can write with my toes

And point my feet behind me (double jointed knees).

That's about it except that I work with fifteen jazz radio hosts; most of whom are, well, eccentric to say the least.

[Guava Jelly]

39. I'll try

I got my first girlfriend When i was 19 (although i had many relations)
I am 40 years old and have never received a ticket or even been pulled over(I drive like a bat out of hell)
I am oddly addicted to the tv show Colombo
And i would rather laugh then do anything else in life.

[jpgray]

40. Do you have a cactus up your ass about DUers with cacti up their asses?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

41. yes. i do.

[Susang]

61. That's a lot of cacti

I think I'll pass. :hi:

[XNASA]

42. My Hobby? Mapping Parking Spaces

Honestly, I have led a very dull, boring life up to this point.

I have nothing interesting to post.

[SOteric]

43. DU'ers Who ~DO~ Have a Cactus Stuck up Their Asses:

Could you PM me some .gifs? I'm a little curious about your affliction. Nothing too graphic, thanks, I'm in the middle of lunch.

:hi:

[Lance_Boyle]

60. here you go:

http://thumb2.shutterstock.com/photos2/thumb_large/5659/5659,1114377193,1.jpg

[Aristus]

44. I'm a direct descendent of one of Margaret Mitchell's

inspirations for Scarlett O'Hara.

I don't wear hoop-skirts, natch, but I do say "fiddle-dee-dee" when I don't get what I want. B-)

[SteppingRazor]

45. This thread is bigoted and prejudiced...

toward DUers with cacti up their asses. Shame on all of you!

[ronnykmarshall]

46. I am one of two DU'ers ...

that sang on stage with Mary Wilson of the Supremes.

[southpaw]

47. Funny you should restrict this to DUers without cacti stuck up our asses..

I'll check in when I get back from the ER. Funny story.

[rug]

48. I haven't had anything stuck up my ass since that Greenpeace alert.

[In_The_Wind]

49. I guess this would be uncomfortable if I had a Cactus Stuck Up My Ass:

I ride a Trike.

[Spacemom]

50. Something interesting

Wow.
I sat here thinking for a long time, and I have to conclude that I'm pretty boring.

Thanks.
Now I'm so depressed I think I'll go shove a cactus up my ass. Wait. Too late.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

51. lol.

:rofl:

[Deep13]

55. Pagan, huh? That's interesting.

[Deep13]

53. Rectum reasonably free of cacti.

I hope to observe Uranus in the 12.5" scope tonight. Seriously, it's not just that I wanted to write "Uranus." It appears as a tiny, tiny disk in the 8" scope. The new 12" ought to make it a slightly larger featureless disk.

[RedStateShame]

54. You can have my cactus when you pry it from my cold, dead cheeks.

[Deep13]

56. I think I'll just go get my own. Thanks anyway.

x(

[LSK]

57. whats interesting about me is

I cant judge a good or bad acting performance if my life depended on it.

[cwydro]

58. Interesting, hmmmm

I saw TWO hammerhead sharks on my FIRST open water scuba dive experience...

I don't dive anymore.

[Deep13]

59. Ouch! Dammit! You won't believe what just happened!

:grr:

[graywarrior]

62. I'm completely insane.

And I just came to terms with it this week.

[SoyCat]

63. I like to listen to NIN while I crochet.

[catmandu57]

64. Ouch

Okay I've hitchhiked over 25,000 miles, hopped freights, and only have nine toes and I can prove it.

[graywarrior]

65. Yeah, well go ahead, dude.....we're waiting.

[Writer]

66. 36-28-37. n/t

[Blue-Jay]

67. What do you consider "having a cactus stuck up one's ass"?

I suspect that you're having a stealth-snark.

[RevolutionaryActs]

68. I'd say something, but I'm not interesting.

:shrug:

[Benfea]

69. Damn, I guess I shouldn't post in this thread, then.

Anyone have a crowbar handy?

[graywarrior]

70. I have an ass stuck up my cactus.

[cwydro]

71. and

I live above an oceanfront bar...:toast:

[graywarrior]

72. Now that can either be heaven....or hell.

[cwydro]

73. I love it (mostly)

but this weekend should be interesting what with Bike Week and all. Four Harleys in the parking lot right now...Live music now and tomorrow with a Hog Roast....

It's a really cool different place...

[graywarrior]

74. Where in Florida. I used to live in Sarasota.

Wait til they start kicking the crap out of eachother and dental plates get stomped on in the parking lot.

[cwydro]

75. Key Weird

HAH! No, usually they are pretty mellow at this place....a laidback marina/bar that only serves beer and wine (eliminates ye old Jack Daniels/ tequila problems):toast: All that crap will happen in Key West itself....I live about 10 miles out....

[graywarrior]

76. Ah yes, the Keys would bring a different biker group.

[cwydro]

77. I'm sure there will be some problems

but it is usually on the drunk and disorderly type thing...used to be Womens week was at the same time...we called it Dykes and Bikes...and there was nary a cross word said..Must be the latitude/attitude:hippie: