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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-15-06 03:08 PM
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Any tips on removing a cactus from my ass?
Your help would be greatly appreciated.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-15-06 03:10 PM
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1. Lots of butter, if not a tin of Vaseline...
:hurts:
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-15-06 03:34 PM
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2. they don't like to be sat on, ya know....
tweezers, I guess.
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Wcross Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-15-06 04:49 PM
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3. Same as removing a bandaid- Real quick, it will hurt less. n/t
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-15-06 04:55 PM
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4. You have to push it all the way through and then cut off the barb. Oh wait
That's a fishhook. Whoops.
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-15-06 04:58 PM
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5. Ex-Lax n/t
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hickman Donating Member (904 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-15-06 06:45 PM
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6. Tie one end of a string to the cactus,
and the other end to a door knob. Slam the door. Do this home alone. If someone bursts in the door your really screwed.
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