A MARRIED COUPLE IN THEIR EARLY 60'S WERE OUT CELEBRATING THEIR 35TH ANNIVERSARY IN A QUIET, ROMANTIC LITTLE RESTAURANT.
SUDDENLY, A TINY BEAUTIFUL FAIRY APPEARED ON THEIR TABLE AND SAID, "FOR BEING SUCH AN EXEMPLARY MARRIED COUPLE AND FOR BEING SO FAITHFUL TO EACH OTHER FOR ALL THIS TIME, I WILL GRANT YOU EACH A WISH."
"OH, I WANT TO TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD WITH MY DARLING HUSBAND" SAID THE WIFE. "THE FAIRY WAVED HER MAGIC WAND AND-- POOF--TWO TICKETS FOR THE QUEEN MARY II LUXURY LINER APPEARED IN HER HANDS.
THEN IT WAS THE HUSBAND'S TURN. HE THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT AND SAID:
"WELL, THIS IS ALL VERY ROMANTIC, BUT AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS WILL NEVER COME AGAIN. I'M SORRY MY LOVE, BUT MY WISH IS TO HAVE A WIFE 30 YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME."
THE WIFE, AND THE FAIRY, WERE DEEPLY DISAPPOINTED, BUT A WISH IS A WISH.... SO THE FAIRY WAVED HER MAGIC WAND AND
- POOF!- THE HUSBAND BECAME 92 YEARS OLD.
THE MORAL OF THE STORY: MEN WHO ARE UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS SHOULD ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT
FAIRIES ARE FEMALE. Ho, ho, ho.