So if you googled your ex-bf and found out married a woman with 4 kids

[XemaSab]

Poll question: So if you googled your ex-bf and found out married a woman with 4 kids

but the marriage was annulled for bigamy, would you:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Laugh my ass off. For days.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

2. My ex boyfriend is in prison.

That's the funniest thing I've ever heard. Bigamy. :rofl:
Duckie

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. I don't know where my ex-bf is.

But I occasionally check the obituary page to see if he's dead yet, so I can dance on his grave. Not that I'm bitter or anything.

[Archae]

4. Didn't I get bitched at...

For having a pill-selling ex-girlfriend kill herself, and I wasn't broken up about it? :shrug:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Yes, you did.

And maybe I will be too. Fact is, if somebody totally craps on you it's sometimes hard to be forgiving. Perhaps forgiveness comes eventually, but it can take awhile. My ex-bf was a duplicitous a-hole whom I have not yet forgiven. Maybe someday.

[alarimer]

13. I am of the belief that some people do not deserve forgiveness

I mean, why should you give it if they have treated you like crap and made your life hell? I mean, I can forgive small things that don't really matter but really crappy stuff (like criminal behavior or abuse), no way.

[SOteric]

6. I'd laugh my ass off, - unless

there were cacti in it.

[XemaSab]

8. Then your ass would be permanantly stuck on

with cactus spines. :D

[SOteric]

10. And my potential

for laughing greatly reduced. :7

:hi:

[LeftyMom]

7. I'd laugh my ass off

but I'd worry what damage the sick fuck had did to the kids. My ex is a real fucking winner, let me tell you.

[XemaSab]

9. I am worried about the kids

and I am worried about what damage this crazy bitch has inflicted upon a person who I still sort of care about. :P

[eyesroll]

11. Whose bigamy?

His or hers?

[XemaSab]

12. Hers.

I'm shocked he had his shit together to get married once... sort of. :P

[Guava Jelly]

14. I would need more info

:rofl:
and hello!

[XemaSab]

15. Hey!

:hi:

[Guava Jelly]

23. hey back!

:hi:
:)

[Ellen Forradalom]

16. I would keel over and die laughing

But only because he's an EX!

[XemaSab]

17. But then there would be no more bagels

:(

[Floogeldy]

18. I would say to myself . . .

. . . Hey, I didn't know I was gay.

:rofl:

[u4ic]

19. It would depend

most of my exes were decent men, but things just didn't work out. I wouldn't wish it on them.

However, one in particular that eventually showed his true colours ...well...I'd have the same reaction as everyone else here. ;-)

[LoZoccolo]

20. Did he put this in his MySpace profile? n/t

[XemaSab]

21. Wasn't myspace, but yeah

Same idea. :P

[BlueIris]

22. I went with the "laugh" option, but the truth is, the option I wanted

wasn't on the poll...I really try not to look for any info on my ex, because he was vile (worst person I've ever met, let alone known) and I've already wasted too much time thinking about him. But if I were to Google, as I've been tempted to a number of times, (well, in '05, anyway) I'd be doing so in the hope of finding out that he was no longer alive. Which, well, in the end that's why I won't Google him. I'm certain he is, and still scamming the system successfully, probably with at least one pitiable spouse and child at this point...blech. I don't want to be reminded that he is still alive and taking up space on this planet.

[Mutley]

24. Considering my ex-bf, I'd have to laugh.

But he's an ass anyway and deserves it.