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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-15-06 08:18 PM
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I just fought Emmett Kelly.
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-15-06 08:20 PM
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1. How so? Bare knucks? Marquess of Queensberry rules?
And who won?

Redstone
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-15-06 08:21 PM
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2. nunchucks.
I don't clown around.
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-15-06 08:27 PM
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3. Careful with them sumbitches. You can break your own wrist
just as easy as the other guy's.

Redstone
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-15-06 08:34 PM
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4. I'm a pro.
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-15-06 08:54 PM
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5. You'll give me a demo sometime?
(With me at a suitably safe distance, of course.)

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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-15-06 09:11 PM
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7. Yeah sure. Soon's I sharpen my switchblade.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-15-06 08:59 PM
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6. I hope you beat the fucking shit out of him and left him bleeding
and crying for his mother, balled up into a fetal position.

I hate him.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-15-06 09:12 PM
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8. I bitch slapped the mother fucker.
He whimpered like a pansy.
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