O ZombyWoof, O ZombyWoof

[Rabrrrrrr]

Please rub my toesy-woesies.
You are so gentle in the night.
Holistic thinking, abstract, right.
O ZombyWoof, O ZombyWoof
For whom the bell tolls loudly.

O ZombyWoof, O ZombyWoof
You are my only master.
For me to bow down in front of;
sy-co-phan-tish-ly fear-based love;
O ZombyWoof, O ZombyWoof
Berate me, kick me, harshly.

O ZombyWoof, O ZombyWoof
I am but rancid flotsam
Compared to your magnificence
We canst but be mere flatulance
O ZombyWoof, O ZombyWoof
Scorn us, we are not worthy.

[GOPisEvil]

1. Excellent! You didn't stoop to using "yak" and "popcorn" references.

Well done.

[Zomby Woof]

4. But he still stooped

Where, I can't say. :hide:

[Shakespeare]

12. You forgot chicken!

:hide:

You gonna watch the game tonight? It's supposed to be on ESPN2, so this'll be one of the few I'll actually get to see this year. Whoop!

[ulysses]

2. oh, get a room.

:D

[Zomby Woof]

5. We would

But those hourly rates are ridiculous! x(

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. And Zomby is nothing

if not FUCKING CHEAP!

Why don't you buy me some new clothes once in a while, you drunk?

[Zomby Woof]

13. Because I prefer you nekkid

And why don't you buy me THESE, you tight-assed bastard:

http://www.geocities.com/sabbathhawks/home.html

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. I *did* buy you some of those, which you promptly broke

in one of your sterno-fueled drunken rages.

Oh, God, I just don't think I can live like this any more!

I'm gonna go watch The Birdcage, you brute!

:cry:

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. He's busy

There's a showdown a-brewin'. First pitch in 12 minutes.

[Zomby Woof]

6. 2-0

:bounce: So far, anyway...

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. 3-0 now

:bounce:

You get a pitch count on Maddux? They said he threw 11 in his last two innings.

[Zomby Woof]

8. Don't have a tally yet

I will certainly keep alert. :bounce:

[Zomby Woof]

9. 3-1!

One game at a time...

Thank you Greg Maddux!

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. The kid Billingsley goes tomorrow

He's had some good outings, but I'd feel better with Lowe or Penny.

Lowe goes Sunday, Penny Monday.

Good to get the first one out of the way, though. :woohoo: