Do you have a tazer you use over and over?

[Rabrrrrrr]

I do. I just can't stop help myself! Especially using it on children.

In restaurants.

[mykpart]

1. No, but I want one!

Hubby says if I have a taser, there will be unconcious drivers all up and down I-35! BTW, did you know the guy that invented the taser was a fan of the Tom Swift books? TASER is an acronym for Thomas A. Swift Electric Raygun.

[GOPisEvil]

2. You'd just use it on philistines who make martinis with vodka.

:eyes:

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. That would be fuckin' great in a bar!

"Hey - what're ya drinkin'?"

"An appleti..." bzzzzzzzzzzzzzztPOW!

"And what are you drinking?"

"A margarita."

"Looks blended; maybe made with a mix?"

"Yep, just like they're supposed to...... " bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztPOW!

"Is that a daiquiri?"

"Yep - ice cold blend....." bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztPOW!

"Jagermeister?"

"Ye........." bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztPOW!

"Bud?" bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztPOW!

"Miller?" bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztPOW!

"Coors Light?" bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztPOW!

"And my, oh my, cowboy boots and a cowboy hat but a southern accent! What state you from?"

"Georgia. I listen to country..." bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztPOW!

"Polyester?" bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztPOW!

"Medallions?" bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztPOW!

"Where'd you have dinner tonight?"

"Olive Gar......." bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztPOW!

"Applebe...." bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztPOW!

"Cracker Barr..." bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztPOW!

"When's thelast time you read a book?"

"198..." bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztPOW!

"199..." bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztPOW!

"Last ye..." bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztPOW!

"Favorite shows?"

"Survi...." bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztPOW!

"American Id..." bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztPOW!

"Jacka..." bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztPOW!


"Ah..... now it's just us, in quietude, minus the sacks o'shit."

[GOPisEvil]

6. ...

:applause:

By the way the woman on the left in the picture at the link below makes a terrific apple-flavored, martini-esque beverage. It's the only one I'll order and drink.

http://www.bdrileys.com/gallery/BoatTrip/Damn_Your_Eyes_Man

[LadyoftheRabbits]

3. Oh wow!

Rabrrrrrr did a copycat of my thread! :7 :blush: :bounce: :party: :bounce:

[bridgit]

5. yes, i use mine to re-animate gobs of semi-organic, otherwise colloidal...

glop before i command it "up! arise!! coalesce!!!" and into our neighborhood bodega for beer, lottery tickets & tic-tac's :thumbsup:

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. You creaet welfare queen meth addicts?

I always wondered where they came from.

[bridgit]

8. it used to be a growth industry...

:cry:

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. Yeah, Reagan took care of that. When he eliminated poverty.

God bless him!