Is everybody getting ready for the War on Christmas this year?

[bluestateguy]

Get ready for battle!

This year, we will destroy Christmas, and make America a Godless Satanic Nation once and for all!!!

[texanwitch]

1. Just ready for orders.

Will it be Plan 34xs or 55pd, it is important that we get the plan right.

[MaryBear]

2. Oh, no! Not Christmas! Please! No! No!

I love Christmas.

I hate being with people who hate Christmas on Christmas.

It's Christmas time a comin...

Did you know that Hitler popularized pagan aspects of Christmas?

Hey!

I can hate Hitler and love Christmas!

So don't war on Christmas.

Make it what you want for your self.

And if you're with me, pretend you love it.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

3. I'm wearing my politically-correct multi-ethnic super electro-pants

...which beep secular messages by morse code at frequencies which only dogs can hear.

[salvorhardin]

6. I was one of the test users for the swimming trunks version of those

Not one of the better ideas of the liberal elite division of the NWO let me tell you! :scared:

[jmowreader]

4. I bought twenty-one M48 tanks off eBay

I got some communist radios too. Big and ugly, but you can run 'em over with a tank and they'll still work.

The Religious Right has Donald Wildmon and Pat Robertson. We have a tank battalion.

Let's see...nutball preachers...tank battalion...nutball preachers...tank battalion...I wonder...you think we'll reign supreme?

[datasuspect]

5. 6th battalion, 666th satanic airborne reporting for duty!

hoo-rah!

[ContraBass Black]

7. I have a satchel full of Solstice grenades.

Pull the pin and 3, 2, 1, Paganism!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

18. Don't forget the Kwanzaa Beam Cannon! -nt

[buddhamama]

8. finally

some backup. i thought i was alone in this mission. :)

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

9. Yup.... My new sponsor!

http://www.leftandrightfight.com/anything.html

[MoseyWalker]

10. War is Over, If you Want It

Santa is dead. The Cheetah Girls are bigger than Jesus.

[XemaSab]

11. I've got the stockpile to end all stockpiles:

23,564 copies of "Das Kapital" and 14,873 copies of "The Origin of Species."

We're not stopping until they are all out there in the hands of the proletariat. :bounce:

The War on Christmas is not just about running around dousing public displays of manger scenes with bathtub napalm, it's a war of ideas, too! :bounce: :bounce:

That being said, my bathtub is ready and waiting to come online! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Liberal Veteran]

12. I have all my "Happy Holidays" cards ready to destroy xmas!

:D

[tigereye]

13. not if LL Bean has anything to say about it!

Their X-mas catalog just came in the mail - in Mid-September. I don't think X-mas is in any danger... ;)

[XemaSab]

14. It's never too early to praise the Baby Jesus!

D'oh! x(

Outed! x(

[NoPasaran]

15. Santa Claus is going DOWN!

How do you like your reindeer steaks cooked?

[Generic Brad]

I would like mine barbequed on an antler

Ooh. I am evil.:evilfrown:

[FooFootheSnoo]

16. I'm going to dip my tree in blood

and put it on the front lawn so that small children will cry when they see it. I can't wait!!

[Initech]

17. I want to rent a plane and drop "Happy Holidays" flyers all over LA...

:popcorn:

[MiniMandaRuth]

19. *BANG*

I just did my job. Santa isn't so jolly anymore.

[tinfoil tiaras]

20. I'm so ready

I've already been stocking up on some anti-baby-jesus weapons...such as the nativity scene pulverizer model 666.

I already went to athiest satan camp to learn how to convert those godless fundementalist christians.....

:D :P :rofl:

[El Fuego]

21. Should I get a real Winter Solstice Tree?

Or drag the fake one out of the attic? I love having a real one, but I hate constantly vacuuming the Godless Satanic Winter Soltice Tree Needles off the carpet.

[bertha katzenengel]

22. They're also thinking of canceling Easter next year. . . .

The Bush Administration is still looking, and they say they're confident that they know it's there and they will find it, but the fact is they still can't find the body.

(That's not my joke; it's Rita Mae Brown's (sans the Bush reference).)

[OnionPatch]

23. I've been stalking the town hall

for signs of decorations or a nativity scene. I've got my rolodex flipped open to the ACLU. Are any of you out there judges? Better start warming up to get active!

[Mz Pip]

24. Radio active tinsel

that will win the war for sure.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[mykpart]

25. I'm kidnapping every Baby Jesus I see

and holding him hostage! I might even have the CIA interrogate him!

[kedrys]

26. What is this "Christmas" of which you speak?

:P

[datasuspect]

27. kick for satan

praise hell

[MaryBear]

28. Wow! You're all joking, right?

Bad joke. Very bad joke.

Don't let the fundies steal Christmas!

[datasuspect]

29. we're gonna eat the fundies

and xmas!

[MaryBear]

30. I would not eat any fundies.

They don't taste good.

I would eat Christmas Cookies!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

31. Thanks for the reminder. I have my Winter Solstice stuff ready to go.

You know, a tree to hang ornaments on, and all that. What? You thought that was Christian?

:evilgrin:

:rofl:

[outofbounds]

32. You Hate Christmas??!!

Off with your head!
You can have my Christmas tree when you pry it from my cold dead fingers.
I can prove there is a Santa Claus, the peanut butter and banana sammich is gone every Christmas morning, along with the glass of milk.
Capitalism at its finest.
The Grinch! How can you deny the Grinch his right to make that little dog pull that big ass sleigh?
Ohhhh the humanity.
The love and human kindness displayed in the parking lot at every Wal-Mart!
The Christmas songs, don't forget those, provided to give us glorious images of men walking round the house in wifey poos tight little thongs.
And you want to wage war on this?


Yeah, I hate it too!