I sure do wish I had all the free shit the internet keeps saying I won.

[Liberal Veteran]

I'd open up a store and sell it all.

[auntAgonist]

1. me too!

:rofl:

and all the MONEY that's in those bank accounts just waiting for me in a foreign country!

and ... if I'd only pay the processing fees I could have the millions I won or something like that.


:shrug:

I'll stay poor I think.

poor but NOT gullible.

:hi:

aA

[mongo]

2. I want the huge penis they keep promising me! n/t

[RebelOne]

3. I have won at least $200 million in lotteries

from all those Nigerian scammers.

[Richard Steele]

4. I'd be up to my neck in laptops, iPods and free vacations by now!