Sooner OR Later, you're gonna get screwed!

[Dangerously Amused]

Just sayin'

[Guava Jelly]

1. one would only hope

Hell i am off to dinner
Give them hell D_A

[Dangerously Amused]

20. Hurry back.

I got the dessert right here.

[Guava Jelly]

29. I do have a sweet tooth :o)

And you are so dang sweet!

[datasuspect]

2. you can't hustle a hustler

the game will be true to you if you are true to the game.

[Dangerously Amused]

3. Um... you can't shoot a man born to hang?

:hi:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. My dear Dangerously_Amused!

Of course, you mean that in the best way possible, right?

:wtf:

:hi:

[Dangerously Amused]

8. Well now...

..."the best possible way" being a relative term depending upon one's circumstances...


...of course I did!



:hi:

[Broken_Hero]

5. another gem....:) nt

[Dangerously Amused]

10. It's Dangerously Amused, in The Lounge, with a Lame Copycat.

It's always Dangerously Amused, in The Lounge, with a Lame Copycat. :eyes:







:7


:hi:

[idgiehkt]

14. this isn't lame.

You've raised my spirits and given me something to hope for. Does this come with a money back guarantee?

[Dangerously Amused]

17. Okay, the Baby Got Back Guarantee I can do.

The Money Back one... not so much.

[johnnie]

6. Cool!

It would be about time.

[Dangerously Amused]

18. You and me both, toots.

What a sad state of non-affairs we've become.



:cry:

[Deja Q]

7. Only if we date for a long enough period of time

:bounce:
:rofl:

[Dangerously Amused]

13. Two days long enough? No? 'Kay how about three?

Huh? Huh? Huh? Three okay? Is it? Is three okay? Huh???

[oneighty]

9. oh boy

180

[Dangerously Amused]

15. Hey Hot Stuff!

My kisses for you:

[reyd reid reed]

11. Maybe, just maybe, if I'm a good little girl....

y'think?

:D

:hi:

[Dangerously Amused]

21. I think our odds are better when we're BA-AAAAD!

:hi:

[Ptah]

12. Promises, promises

* rolls eyes, sighs *

[bridgit]

16. .

:spray:

[Ptah]

19. I suppose it could happen.

It feels good to see you, my friend.

:hi:

[bridgit]

24. you too, Ptah...

:hi: :hug:

[Dangerously Amused]

22. Hey Ptah.

I'm bad, I know. I'm a terrible tease.


= hangs head =



But you don't understand. I can't help it. It's... it's like an addiction.


All you hot liberal guys... you're everywhere around here...


It isn't FAIR!! What's a girl to do...?!?


And then I flirt with you and you flirt back! And all I can think of is wanting more!


I mean I run for days on end without eating or sleeping, all on the adrenaline rush of the flirt...


Just LOOK what you're doing to me!! See, it's all your guys' fault. It's like you're all my pushers or something...


Oh. Oh god.


I need help. I am a sick woman...



= sobs uncontrollably =






= peeks up =


But, you know... you don't have to stop right away, or anything. Um... have I mentioned that you're looking especially sexy tonight...?



:7

[Ptah]

23. My peppers are hot.

[Dangerously Amused]

26. They look nice and firm, too.

I should like to see them fully grown.



:7

[Ptah]

28. Patience, neighbor. A good pair is hard to find.

[Ptah]

25. P.S. Want to do lunch?

:shrug:

[Dangerously Amused]

27. Ptah!

You are a frisky thing tonight!



:thumbsup:

[flvegan]

30. You don't even have to ask..

And not just screwed, but screwed very, very well.

[Dangerously Amused]

32. Hey babycakes!

I been missin' you something fierce!

[Generic Brad]

31. Later

Not my choice either.

[Dangerously Amused]

33. Welcome to the club.

Hey. Wait.... It's later now!

[crim son]

34. Hope springs eternal. n/t

[u4ic]

35. We live in hope

:D

[Arkham House]

36. Hmmm...don't you mean sooner AND later...?