The hemisphere's oldest writing, deciphered

[Ellen Forradalom]

By me.

[theophilus]

1. GENIUS!!!!!!

Wow! It is amazing that way back then life was so similar to today. It really makes you think.

:rofl:

[Ellen Forradalom]

4. Who knew that the Olmec had shopping malls

and corn dogs? Truly, our civilization has deep roots.

[u4ic]

2. LOL!

:rofl: :thumbsup:

[sofa king]

3. Hmm. Obviously, there are some errors in my translation.

[Ellen Forradalom]

5. I bow down

You got the verbs, the adjectives and the adverbs. I grovel before your superior linguistic abilities.

[sofa king]

7. Well, don't tell anyone, but I made it all up.

Especially all those figures of speech. Isn't it funny that we both picked out some of the same things, like grenades and shuttlecocks?

[Ellen Forradalom]

9. Although I question some of your scholarly conclusions

That's CLEARLY a vibrator, not a condom.

[Richard Steele]

6. That's clearly a 'walk-through" cheatsheet for some primitive video game.

3000 years old, and still no mention of how to
get to the blue key on level 2.

[Ellen Forradalom]

8. How about an Olmec Loteria?

could make a great board.