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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-17-06 03:05 PM
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Can trumad explain why the Dolphins stink so bad?
I can.

Daunte Culpepper doesn't have his scramble anymore, and was never any good at reading defensive schemes. All the praise for him in the off-season, all the expectations, and somehow people forgot how bad he stunk up the joint last year in the seven games he played before he got hurt.

During those seven games, Culpepper looked a lot like...well...a lot like how he looked today.

I think firenicksaban.com is probably available, tru. ;)

The good news is Miami plays Tennessee and then Texas over the next two weeks. Miami will probably win those games.

Probably.

Maybe.
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Hand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-17-06 11:47 PM
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1. Masha'Allah... nt
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-18-06 12:26 AM
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2. No, but I can!
1. They're coached by a college coach who will probably join the ranks of Butch Davis in about four years if things don't start picking up.

2. They're number one player is up in Canada nursing a broken arm, smoking some killer BC bud, and keeping the munchies at bay with some poutine.

3. Dude they're nicknamed after a weak mammal, they should've called themselves the sharks when they were first founded not the Dolphins.

4. Dante Culpepper was never taught how to be an effective NFL qb, just how to run for his life and throw the ball in the general area of Chris Carter and Randy Moss.
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