I rule!!

[billyskank]

I just succeeded at the highly improbable task of getting milk at ten to eleven on a Sunday night!

:bounce:

[Call Me Wesley]

1. Did you break into a farm?

That poor cow! :cry:


:P

[billyskank]

3. No cows were molested in the execution of this mission!

I just caught the Pakistani-run garage just before it closed. They literally turned the lights off as I got back in my car!

Gotta love those Asians - they keep their stores open hours after the natives have given up. :7

[Call Me Wesley]

11. You wouldn't have a chance here

at this time. Especially not on a Sunday. :(

[billyskank]

21. So what do you do when you run out of rizlas and doritos at 3am?

:hide:

[sweetheart]

18. 24 hour tesco is out there with cows in the aisles

for your milking pleasure. :-)

[auntAgonist]

2. at what time does the cow normally give milk?

:evilgrin:

and how did you coax her into giving it at 10 till 11 on a sunday night?


:hi:

aA

[billyskank]

5. By whispering sweet nothings in her ear

Just like this:



:D

:hi:

[Dangerously Amused]

27. Um, Boo? I don't see you getting a whole lotta milk from that cow.

Please tell me you didn't try to milk it yourself. :scared:

[billyskank]

32. You appear not to have noticed that that isn't even me

I am nowhere near that pretty.

[LeftyMom]

29. To paraphrase Laura Bush (never thought I'd do that) "It was a boy cow."

Billy, anything that came from that lovely specimen if bovinicity* you really shouldn't be drinking.

*a word I think I just made up

[billyskank]

33. I didn't say this is EXACTLY how it happened

You people are way too literally minded. :P

[buddhamama]

4. that's quite an accomplishment

You Rule! :bounce:

[billyskank]

8. I surprised myself

I really did! :rofl: I didn't even have to go very far. :D

:loveya:

[buddhamama]

a story to tell your grand kids

:D

[billyskank]

16. Cool! All I need now

is some kids. :7

[tjwmason]

6. I found it fairly easy myself.

I simply walked to the fridge, openned the door, picked up the milk. :eyes: :P

[billyskank]

10. Oh, that was Phase 1

which culminated in me opening the bottle of milk and savouring the aroma that emanated therefrom. :puke:

It was at this point I declared a Milk Emergency. :)

[tjwmason]

17. My favourite was the time I poured the milk onto the last of the cereal

at breakfast one morning...it came out as a small quantity of clear liquid, followed shortly after as a lump of whitish solid. Not what a delicate T.J. needs first thing in the morning.

[billyskank]

19. I think that must have been unattended a while

Why can't milk be more obvious, like turn green or something when it's gone off? That would be much more useful. :)

[Jamastiene]

7. I see most people assume you got the milk from a cow.

:evilgrin:

Just kidding. :hi:

[billyskank]

13. Ahem

:hi:

[Jamastiene]

20. I couldn't resist.

:rofl:

[billyskank]

22. I wouldn't expect any less from you, my dear Jamastiene

:loveya:

[Jamastiene]

23. Finding milk at that hour on a Sunday night is very rare.

:loveya:

[Deja Q]

9. Why is everybody assuming it came from a cow?

:rofl:

[billyskank]

14. I refer the honourable gentleman to the quip that Jamastiene made earlier

:P

[LaurenG]

12. Wow!

of course you rule but that is an extra special ruler-ship. :bounce: :hi: :thumbsup: :loveya: :hug: :yourock: :headbang:

[billyskank]

15. LOL!

I thank you. :hug:

:loveya:

[lildreamer316]

24. Wow. It's only 6:30 PM here.

Can I come visit?

[femmocrat]

25. Shhhhh!!!!

There is someone on this board who can't stand milk-drinkers! He could be lurking!

[Mutley]

26. What, you don't have 7-11's in England?

:P :hug:

[billyskank]

30. Not on a Sunday

And not in bedford. :P

:hug:

[Mutley]

41. Ah, I see.

The 7-11 is Always open round here for all our milk buying needs. :D

[yvr girl]

28. Grocery Stores are open till midnight

and it's pretty easy to find 24-hour convenience stores here. :D

[billyskank]

31. Ah, but you live in civilisation

Where people expect service and stuff. This is Europe. :D

[bicentennial_baby]

38. Good one!

:rofl: I remember really, really missing 24hr stores when I was in France . :)

[ScreamingMeemie]

34. I could have told you that without you having to go out for milk!

Silly! ;) :rofl: :hug: :loveya:

[billyskank]

35. Awwww

:hug: :loveya:

It is nice to know I haven't lost the foraging skills though. :7

[ScreamingMeemie]

36. You would come in quite handy around here... as I frantically look

for ingredients to turn into a nutritious school lunch. :D :hug:

[billyskank]

37. You know I would love to help you

:hug:

[In_The_Wind]

39. I won't dispute that fact.

Dude ~ You are awesome! :thumbsup:

[NewWaveChick1981]

40. Yes, you do....and you're good at finding milk too!

:hi: :* :loveya:

[miss_american_pie]

42. You sure do, sweet thing

but it has nothing to do with your milk-procuring abilities. :D :hi: