Define torture

[undeterred]

and remember, this is the Lounge.

[YankeyMCC]

1. Watching TV network news

[Guava Jelly]

2. Living so far away from so many beautiful DU ladies.

IT can be quite torturous
:)

[benny05]

3. Having to listen to the following pols' voices if they get re-elected

1) Joe Soreloserman "whiny" tone
2) George Allen's disingenuous tone
3) Ben Nelson's DINO
4) Sensenbrenner's lets put all undocumented workers in jail (not the employers)
5) Jim "pro-life" Talent who is against stem cell research that would prolong other lives

[Left Is Write]

4. It's 40 below plus the windchill. Your car is stalled.

You have no gloves, but feel obligated to stand outside with the person who is trying unsuccessfully to jump start the engine.

[undeterred]

8. And it turns out you recognize him as a serial killer

who you saw on America's Most Wanted.

[Deja Q]

5. That's where my SO handcuffs me to the bed, gets the whip cream, and

(you did say this was the Lounge... :rofl: )

[hotforteacher]

6. Leave out the "cream" portion

and you've got a deal.

:evilgrin:

[miss_american_pie]

7. Eating fried chicken at Olive Garden

while the woman at the next table chain smokes and breastfeeds her baby. Oh, and of course they're playing Steely Dan. (Hi WIMR)

[undeterred]

9. eewww

the fried chicken part is OK

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

10. Don't you mean "Playing WITH A Steely Dan"?

Oh, you don't? Nevermind. . .