I'm very sorry it has come to this... NaughtyGirls, you are ON NOTICE!!

[speedoo]

Why? Because there has been no naughtiness here all freakin' weekend!!




And that goes for "alleged" NaughtyGirls. You're on notice too!! (in training, etc.)



x(

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear speedoo......

I'm busy right now with my own thread......

But as soon as I catch it up, I'll come comment on yours!

:bounce: :bounce:

[speedoo]

16. Priorities, Peggy, priorities.

I wonder if you have yours straight.:rofl: :rofl:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

19. I most certainly do, my dear speedoo!

And now it looks as though the Lounge has heated up quite a lot.......

Between your thread, and the two locked threads....

The joint is jumping pretty well for a Sunday night!

:toast: :bounce: :bounce: :toast:

[Mutley]

2. I'm shocked

Shocked! That I'm not on your Naughty Girls list. :P

[speedoo]

5. Well actually...

Your locked thread was kinda naughty. But I did not see it until after I posted this, so will you forgive me?:scared:

[Mutley]

6. Just this once

sure.

:7

[LeftyMom]

3. Sorry, I was sick and then out of town

I promise I'll do something naughty tomorrow. :*

[speedoo]

11. Okay.

I'll hold you that promise.:*

[LadyoftheRabbits]

4. But... but...

I have a semi-excuse. I moved into the dorm today. O8) :7

[ZombieNixon]

8. Aw, and you don't even want to know what she's been up to since then.

:o :eyes: :P

[speedoo]

27. OK, so are you gonna tell, or not?

Her "in traning" status is at risk here, you know.;-)

[ZombieNixon]

30. Uh...no, I'm not.

And...no, it's not. Believe me. :o

[LadyoftheRabbits]

73. ...

:rofl: :loveya:

[speedoo]

10. Yeah... yeah....

That was today. I suppose your mom will use that excuse too.

What about yesterday? Huh?? You had all day Saturday to be naughty.

Sheesh.x(















(Seriously, congratulations on the move!:toast: You know I wish you the very best.)

:hug:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

79. Awww....

:P Thank you :hug:

[SeattleGirl]

7. Dang it, dang it, dang it!!!!

This is the second Naughty Girls On Notice thread in the past couple of days that MY NAME has not been listed as a Naughty Girl!

Somebody needs a spankin'!!!! :spank:

[speedoo]

13. Owwwww!!!

I didn't know!!

Girls who spank are VERY naughty.:evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

14. Yes, we certainly are.

[Dangerously Amused]

9. Ho-leeee F'ing A !!!

How did I get off the Naughty Girls list????

[Mutley]

12. I was wondering the same thing.

:cry:

[u4ic]

20. Speedoo's been spending

too much time in GD...

Let the flamewar begin! :nuke:

[speedoo]

24. Not fair. Not fair at all.

Just a vicious rumor. I absolutely deny it.;)

[speedoo]

21. May I take the fifth?

If not I have no choice but to plead ignorance. I obviously have not seen enough of your "work".












:hide:

[billyskank]

46. Your name is too big

:P

[Dangerously Amused]

87. No worries, when we get married I'll change it to Dangerously Skank.

Doesn't that have a nice ring to it?




:7

[billyskank]

90. I accept

I don't mind what your name will be, but if you want to marry me, I accept. :loveya:

[Dangerously Amused]

92. Oh sweetie!

This is the happiest day of my life! I can't wait til the wedding!


:7



Can we invite the entire Lounge? Is tomorrow too soon?


:bounce:

[u4ic]

15. I'm IN TRAINING?

Hrrrrmph....

[Dangerously Amused]

17. Yeah, what's up with THAT??!??

Dude, at least you've got "trainee" status.


I'm not even freakin' THERE!!


:cry:

[u4ic]

18. You're

in a league of your own. :evilgrin:

[Dangerously Amused]

35. Awww...

B... b... but I don't wanna be anywhere you're not... !



:cry:

[u4ic]

42. We can form our own group!

Break out of the mold...blow the rules right out of the water! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:



And we can ban speedoo, too! (unless he gives us free rides on his sail boat...in his speedo):evilgrin:

[speedoo]

22. Awww, see I knew I was gonna catch grief from you....

Now I may be forced to disclose the difference between actual NaughtyGirls and "alleged" ones....:cry:

[u4ic]

28. Cough up, buddy boy

:spank:

[speedoo]

31. OK, if you insist.

Your flirting index is very high. Definite plus.

You are apparently into spanking. This is new information. Another plus.

You have posted pictures indicating a mischievous smile. One more plus.

However, to my knowledge, none of your pictures have crossed the official Lounge Naughtiness Threshold. Like this one, for example:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=5610055

Sorry, but policy is policy.:scared:

[u4ic]

40. "You are apparently into spanking

This is new information"

:spray: :rofl:

You're not very attentive, are you, Mr Speedo? ;)




Are you some sort of grey-suited, spreadsheet-fixated, briefcase-carrying policy wonk? (who seems to be rather unnerved about letting me know I don't qualify...)

hmmm...

[speedoo]

43. "You're not very attentive, are you, Mr Speedo?"

Ummm... evidently not. Must have missed something, somewhere along the line. Enlighten me, please. Pleeeaase??:P


"Are you some sort of grey-suited, spreadsheet-fixated, briefcase-carrying policy wonk?"

Ouch!! Nobody's accused me of THAT in a long time, if ever. My answer is... I hope not! (I definitely have a fixation or two, but not on spreadsheets.) :evilgrin:


"(who seems to be rather unnerved about letting me know I don't qualify...)"

Hmmmm... who's being inattentive now, Ms. u4ic?;-)

[lizziegrace]

86. Wow

this is good. :popcorn:

[wildhorses]

23. uh-oh....I am at the top of the list....

its the tequila, I'm telling ya:P

[speedoo]

25. Of course you are.

But no, it's not the tequila.:hi:

[wildhorses]

26. ....no excuses, then

have it your way :hi:

[flaminbats]

29. don't call anybody naughty!

pretty is more acceptable :cry:

[speedoo]

44. Around here, "naughty" is like a badge of honor.

If you don't believe that, check out all the complaints I am getting for not being included!

Besides, being naughty and being pretty are by no means mutually exclusive.:hi:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

32. Ummm...

I drunkenly called out LynneSin. That's pretty naughty, right?

[speedoo]

33. Sorry....

I've run that by the official panel of judges. Not the type of naughtiness we had in mind.;-)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

34. Hmmm...

How about this?

[speedoo]

36. That's more like it. MUCH more like it.

Very naughty.

The top one's new... at least to me. I like it.:thumbsup:

But then, I like all your photos. Especially the one of you in karate uniform at the junior olympics. Very cool picture.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

37. It's been posted before in my "post-mullet" thread.

Yeah, my hair grew out into a mullet and there is nothing scarier for a lesbian with fashion sense than waking up with a mullet. So, I cut my hair myself. That was one of the photos. This was the other...



I've got a camera on my head! And I did do a decent job of cutting the mullet off.

[speedoo]

39. You did a great job with the haircut.

First rate, I'd say!

Much better than a mullet. Yeah, a mullet would not be good at all IMO, even for someone with your good looks.

[yvr girl]

38. Clearly, I've been away too much

How quickly they forget. x(

[speedoo]

41. Don't blame "them"... blame me.

I'm kinda new here and my naughtygirl list is definitely biased toward the more recent activity. But I have heard that you can be pretty naughty.:hi:

[GalleryGod]

45. Fascinating Sub Culture. Exactly WHAT do these NG's DO

for you, Maestro ???:evilgrin:

[speedoo]

67. Hooray for Title IX!!!!

I have so many questions about that pic.

Why are some of the Texas Tech logos on the left, while others are on the right?:shrug:

What do they do with their belly button bling when they are swimming?:eyes:

To the girl in the front row, all the way on the left: how did you get to be so gorgeous?:bounce:

To the girl in the last row, all the way on the right: wish I could see more of you.:cry:


Thanks!!:hi:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

72. Once the piercing is healed...

belly button bling can be removed for swimming. Belly button bling actually doesn't interfere with swimming, but probably has to removed for competition.

Signed,
Someone with a formerly blinged belly button

[speedoo]

74. "formerly blinged belly button"?

I hope this was simply your choice, and not something more complicated.

What do you think of the swimmers I chose by the way? You like?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

75. Not really by choice, but not complicated either.

It wasn't totally healed yet and the ball on the end unscrewed, so it fell out while I was sleeping. When I woke up, the hole was starting to close up already and I didn't want to force it in.

The swimmers are very nice.

[miss_american_pie]

47. I keep telling the Lounge

I am NOT naughty. Can I help it no one believes me?

[speedoo]

52. Not buying that. Not for a second.

I research this stuff, before I post, you know.;-) :hi:

[miss_american_pie]

54. LOL

It didn't work last time I tried it, either. :D

[Guava Jelly]

77. I believe you princess

:loveya:
miss_american_pie is a saintly woman!!

[miss_american_pie]

82. Why thank you darling

:loveya: of course I am, pure as the driven snow :D

[Guava Jelly]

83. Yes you are and anyone who says anything different

Is gonna have deal with me!!!
:loveya:
My purest of angels :)

[miss_american_pie]

84. My hero

[Guava Jelly]

85. My Queen !!!

:loveya:
:)

[In_The_Wind]

48. We were busy shopping and picnicking in the woods.

Even Naughty Girls need a break sometime.
Please don't be angry with me. :loveya:

[speedoo]

53. I could not possibly be angry with you.

How did you know that redheads have such an effect on me?:loveya:

[NewWaveChick1981]

49. I know, I know....

:( :blush: I can, however, tell you that I was a Naughty Girl indeed this weekend... but none of the naughtiness ended up in the Lounge. :evilgrin: Sorry about that. :P I'll make up for it this week, though---I promise. :patriot:

[speedoo]

55. Honesty is the best policy.

An admission, and an explanation.. that's good. :thumbsup:

Weekend naughtiness not making it to the Lounge might be excused. I will have to review this with the official Lounge Naughtiness Panel. ;-) Was whipped cream and chocolate syrup involved?

I can advise you that the Panel will take into account how naughtily you conduct yourself this week.:evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

61. Not chocolate or whipped cream, but liquid caramel...

:evilgrin: :9

I've already been a good Naughty Girl and had a thread locked today, so that should go a long way in taking me off notice. :evilgrin:

[MissHoneychurch]

50. We were busy being naughty

sheesh, what do you expect us to do?
















:rofl:

[speedoo]

57. Still being naughty?

Must have been that lunch with NWC! Were you guys eating and drinking aphrodisiacs Friday, or what?:P

Now I'm worried you won't have any naughtiness left for New York??!!:scared:

[MissHoneychurch]

63. There will be enough naughtiness left where that came from

ya can be sure of that :evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

51. Wow.

Ok, I know what my new goal is now.

[speedoo]

58. Finally another good result of this thread!!

After so many denials, complaints and excuses, it appears we will have another NaughtyGirl.:thumbsup:

And a New Yorker, at that!!

Welcome to DU, and to the Lounge, of course.:hi:

[Ellen Forradalom]

56. WHERE AM I?

I'm INSULTED! Am I not naughty enough for you?

[speedoo]

62. Errrr..... ahhhhh..... ummm....

Sheesh. Looks like I've screwed up again. How could I forget those legs?:scared:

How can I make it up to you? I could bring you some NYC bagels next time I come to Chicago.

Would that be a good first step?:hi:

[Ellen Forradalom]

89. You'd have a hard time finding me

I'm busy being naughty in Santa Barbara, California.

Plus I made 3 1/2 dozen incomparably-delicious bagels myself last week.

[bridgit]

59. i consider it a badge of honorarius mention to be off that list...

:rofl:

[speedoo]

64. Did you know that Honorarius was a Roman emporer?

He banned gladiator combat, in 404 AD.

http://www.pbs.org/wnet/warriorchallenge/gladiators/time.html

:hi:

[bridgit]

65. heehee, peculiar ain't it...

:hi:

[auntAgonist]

60. holy cow!!

I'm on that list and I didn't even know I'm considered a "Naughty Girl"

:blush:

I am honoured (I think) :rofl:


aA

[speedoo]

68. auntieA!!!!

You are not fooling anyone here, least of all me.

We all know you are a hottie!!!:loveya:

[auntAgonist]

69. only when

I have a fever :rofl:

[speedoo]

70. You mean this kind of fever, right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sraRC0oNnLc

(sorry about the dopey soap opera video... this was one of the few acceptable versions I found, sung by the one and only Peggy Lee)

:hug:

[Guava Jelly]

66. Im glad someone is calling them out.!

I have been to busy doing obnoxious cutsey animal threads.
I do love me some naughty girls :)

[speedoo]

71. I love 'em too.

Unfortunately it appears I have made more enemies than friends with this thread.:cry:


So many complaints!!

:hi:

[Guava Jelly]

76. The Naughty girls are forgiving as hell

And I can't believe they would become your enamy.
Not MY naughty girls..
Chin up buckeroo!!
:hi:

[speedoo]

80. I hope they are forgiving.

Only time will tell.:shrug:

As President Andrew Shepherd said of Sydney Ellen Wade.... "groveling may be involved" (or something like that)

[Guava Jelly]

78. here we go!

I'll have to add Mutley when i get home She IS a founding member after all!
:)

[AirmensMom]

81. We're way too busy being naughty.

We just don't have time to talk about it. :shrug:

After this week, we'll make a full report. :rofl:

[speedoo]

93. Hmmm...... so you have to wait until MissHoneychurch is back...

in Germany?

That bad... errr naughty huh?:evilgrin:

[BlueStorm]

88. I haven't been feeling too well to be naughty!!

But I'll try next time. :)

[Guava Jelly]

91. I made a few