My wife said I should get a girlfriend. Should I?

[bif]

She said maybe I should have a midlife crisis and get a girlfriend so I wouldn't act so goofy aound the house. And, I'd try to look more like a stud.
What do you think guys?

[Ellen Forradalom]

1. If you try it

I'll visit you in the hospital.

[bif]

2. Funny!

I almost blew beer out of my noseholes!

[marzipanni]

3. Define 'goofy' .....

unless it would go against DU rules ;)

[bif]

6. Humming "Dirty Water"

I love that song. And that's the stuff my wife defines as "goofy". Go figure..

[zonkers]

4. I think that is a very emasculating remark but then I don't know the con-

text.

[leftofthedial]

5. score, dood!

[bridgit]

7. you should be a writer for 'curb your enthusiasm'...

:thumbsup: