So this guy is sitting there smoking pot...

[underpants]

in his front room as he often does. A police car pulls up in front of the house's short front yard and the cop gets out of the car.

The pot smokers FREAKS OUT! running around try to hide the bong in the midst of a drug haze. Trying to hide the pot tray-should I flush it or no maybe I shouldn't OH SHIT I AM GOING TO JAIL no wait don't flush it just hide yeah hide it...... under the bed- okay that hidden.

Time is rushing by he thinks. The cop must be looking in through the window he shoots a look towards the front yard and all he can see is this big huge BADGE coming sloooooooowly up the driveway to put him in jail for EVER!!!

THE SMELL!! Oh god what to do about the smell he runs back into the living room and grabs the rarely used can of deodorizer (anyone who usually comes over is going to be smoking pot anyway)

Door bell rings

OH GOD the pot smoker rushes to the front door...stops for a second to catch his breath as best as is possible....and opens the door.




"Hey man whats up?" says the cop, who went to high school with him and who used to smoke pot WITH him.

WHEEEEEEEW! the pot smoker says to himself.

The cop comes in and they sit around catching up on old times.

--the preceeding was a true story told to me over the weekend at our 20th anniversary high school reunion--

The cop looked up his old buddies address on the cop computer and went to just see how things were going.

Pot smoker guy was very relieved that it was his old friend.

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. This sounds like it was lifted from an old Cheech and Chong bit

The one that ends up with the "cop" being Chong and saying "April fool!" after Cheech has flushed his entire stash.

[underpants]

2. True story

swear to god ... well at least they said it was a true story.

:rofl:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

3. So Cheech is sitting there smoking pot...

When there's loud pounding at the door and somebody yells, "OPEN UP! THIS IS THE POLICE."

So Cheech says, "OH! Shit!"

And he's knocking over furniture and throwing weed in the toilet and stuffing lit roaches down his pants...

And there's more pounding at the door and the cop says, "OPEN UP OR WE'LL BUST DOWN THIS DOOR!"

And Cheech yells, "coming, officer!" in the most polite yet panicky voice he can muster. And he's swallowing bags of hash and knocking over lamps and cursing and spray air freshener and entirely freaking out.

Finally he makes it to the door, and opens it. And Tommy Chong says, "man, I totally tricked you, man! Oh you should see the look on your face!'

[catmandu57]

5. Hey man

the reason I'm here is could you sell me a couple of lids?

[Sequoia]

4. That sounds like a Simpson cartoon.

[Coventina]

6. That was my thought also.

I immediately heard Chief Wiggum singing "Jammin'"

[Sequoia]

7. I'm lovin' it