I've got tons of money coming!

[Archae]

:rofl:

Two spams I just got today:

FROM:MR KARIMU ZONGO.
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING UNIT.
BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A)
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO.
DEAR FRIEND,

I AM MR.KARIMU ZONGO.I WORK IN THE AUDIT/REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT OF BANK
OF
AFRICAN (BOA) OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO.

I HAVE A BUSINESS WHICH WILL BE BENEFICIAL TO BOTH OF US. THE AMOUNT OF
MONEY INVOLVED IS ($22.2 MILLION US DOLLARS) WHICH I WANT TO TRANSFER
OUT OF THE COUNTRY TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, ALL TO MY FINANCIAL BENEFIT
AND
YOURS TOO. AND ALSO TO TAKE MY WIFE TO USA FOR TREATMLENT OF LIVER
DAMAGE.
THIS MONEY IS OWNED BY A MAN CALLED ONO CHOJI A BUSINESS COMMERCIALIST
IN
WEST-AFRICAN REGIONS. HE HAS BEEN DEAD SINCE SIX YEARS AGO AND SINCE
THEN
NO CLAIM HAS BEEN PLACED ON HIS BANK ACCOUNT BALANCE.

I WANT TO TRANSFER THIS MONEY OUT OF THE COUNTRY BUT SUCH FUND CAN NOT
BE TRANSFERRED WITHOUT A NEXT OF KIN ATTACHED TO THE FUND. THE FUND
COULD BE
TRANSFERRED IN THESE WAY;YOU SHALL PRESENT YOURSELF AS BUSINESS
ASSOCIATES
TO THE DECEASED PERSON AS DETAILS SHALL BE THAT YOU ARE THE
CARE-TAKER BUSINESS ASSOCIATES TO MR. ONO CHOJI AND HIS PROPERTIES.I
SHALL
MAKE AVAILABLE TO YOU MATERIALS AND INFORMATION WITH WHICH A SUCCESSFUL
CLAIM SHALL BE PLACED ON THE FUND. I SHALL BE YOUR GUIDIANCE AND
INSTRUCTOR
THROUGHOUT THE DURATION OF THIS TRANSACTION SO AS TO ENSURE A SWIFT AND
SURE
TRANSFER OF THE FUND TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.

AS TO YOUR BENEFITS, YOU SHALL BE ENTITLED TO 40% OF THIS FUND FOR YOUR
CO-OPERATION IN THIS TRANSACTION WHILE 5% WIL BE SET ASIDE FOR EXPENCES
BOTH
OF US INCURED DURING THE COURSE OF THIS TRANSACTION.SO IF YOU ARE
INTRESTED,
SEND A REPLY TO ME IMMEDIATELY AND IN YOUR REPLY PLEASE INCLUDE YOUR
URGENCY HAS TO BE IMPLIED AND THIS
BUSINESS MUST STRICTLY BE A DEAL BETWEEN BOTH OF US.

BEST REGARDS,

MR KARIMU ZONGO.

PHONE:[phone].

From Miss Angela Robert
Dear Respectful One,

Greetings to you.I sat my apology intruding into your privacy.
My name is Miss Angela Robert. I am 20 years old,university undergraduate from Ivory coast, west
Africa.I am deaf caused by medical injection that affected my ear drum but i hear little with sign. My father was a highly reputable business magnate who operated in the capital of Ivory coast during his days,before he was poisoned to death by his jealousy relatives and brother while on a home family meeting.

My mother died when I was just 6 years old,and since then my father took me so special. However, before my father gave up to the ghost on the 30th June 2004 in a private hospital here in Abidjan, He secretly called me on his bedside and told me that he has a sum of $5.000.000 (Five Million dollars) deposited in one of the security company here in Abidjan, that he used my name as his only Daughter for the next of kin in depositing of the fund.

This fund was to be sent to his foriegn business partner in Overseas for investment purposes before his sudden death . He also made me to understand that his brother's conspired and kill him to inherit his wealth and he instructed me to look for a foreigner who will help me transfer this fund and invest it wisely abroad and to prove it all, six month after my Father's death his brother sold all his properties including our family house.

It is the fear of betrayal from anyone around me here that confirms my decision to contact a neutral individual like you, and I want you to educate me on investment potential in your country since I would like to invest and continue my education there.

I am appealing to you to assist me transfer this fund to your account overseas so that i can move over there FOR MY LIFE and continue with my education there and also help me to invest the money wisely.i will give you the contact of the security company immediately i hear from you and shall
send all the documents regarding to the deposit for you conviction.

In regards to this,your suggestions and ideas will be highly
regarded.Now permit me to ask these few questions:-
1. Can you honestly help me as your partner?
2. Can I completely trust you that you can not betray me?
3.What percentage of the total amount in question will be good for you after the money is in your control while i come over and finalize my education?

Please,Consider this and get back to me through my email( [e-mail] ) Immedaitely i confirmed you willingness then i will send to you my picture.And i will need your own pictures as well.

Thanks.
Yours Sincerely Girl
Angela Robert

[_testify_]

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[Crazy Dave]

2. I always reply with...

"Oh no thank you. I'm already very rich and have more money than I need so please go ahead and donate my winnings to charity instead and may God bless you".