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Radio_Lady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-18-06 06:16 PM
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My Spinach Soliloquy... Now, please post yours to air next week!
Edited on Mon Sep-18-06 06:23 PM by Radio_Lady


I loved you soo much
Because you were green
Sometimes unwashed
Sometimes unseen

Popeye liked you
So did I
But now the specter
of E-coli

Has me in chains
And sadly so...
My frig rearranged
I don't really know

When I can eat you
Again, with soup
But I'd rather not have
A problem with poop.


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Lethe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-18-06 06:42 PM
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1. hah nice! check out my shitty poetry

where did we go wrong?
the green silence
the broken dream
on the earthen disc
horror grips
the bowels of my soul
i know it was you



:hurts:

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Radio_Lady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-18-06 07:50 PM
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2. OT: Does your "smiley" ever find relief? I hope so.
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-18-06 08:54 PM
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3. LOL, here goes!
I miss you so much
with your fluffy green leaves
but to have you again
would give me the heaves

Your emerald stems
would please me so
but now they would only
cause me to blow!

I pine for your flavor
with undending sorrow
but forgoing you today
saves my ass for tomorrow!

I yearn for the day
I hope soon to come
when I'll have you again
without a sore bum.

:D
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Radio_Lady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-18-06 11:04 PM
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4. EX---cell--lent! I like yours much better than mine!
"You're a poet and don't know it,
Your feet show it...
They're LONGFELLOWS!"

I have no idea where that refrain came from.

Just in one of the lobes of my brain tonight.

Thanks for your contribution!

Good night and good luck!
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 06:07 PM
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5. Actually, my feet are pretty large.
:D
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Gatchaman Donating Member (944 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 06:58 PM
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6. Toot toot!
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man,
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
I'm strong to the finich
Cause I eats me spinach.
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.

I'm one tough Gazookus
Which hates all Palookas
Wot ain't on the up and square.
I biffs 'em and buffs 'em
And always out roughs 'em
But none of 'em gets nowhere.

If anyone dares to risk my "Fisk",
It's "Boff" an' it's "Wham" un'erstan'?
So keep "Good Be-hav-or"
That's your one life saver
With Popeye the Sailor Man.

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man,
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
I'm strong to the finich
Cause I eats me spinach.
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
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Radio_Lady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 09:51 PM
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7. Brings back so many memories you can't imagine!
Edited on Tue Sep-19-06 09:53 PM by Radio_Lady
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