What I Want for Xmas: A Tickle-Me-Rabrrrrrr Doll!!!

[Zomby Woof]

[Zomby Woof]

1. MorningKick

[SOteric]

2. Will you be wanting the Extreme Tickle-me-Rabrrrrrr?

The one that rants about "furniture store art" and snubs your inferior Martinis...?

[Zomby Woof]

3. I think calling it an "Extreme Tickle-Me Rabrrrrrr"

Is a redundancy. :D One size fits all!

[SOteric]

6. It's a fair cop.

:7

[ScreamingMeemie]

4. I had one and it broke on the second day and they wouldn't give

me my damned money back...not to mention the fact that they outsourced their customer service and I'm not really sure if I was talking to a rep from Rabrrrrrr's R Us or not....

[Zomby Woof]

5. You better check your bank account

This doll has been known to counterfeit checks! x(

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Comes with a free beheading of your least favorite child or spouse!

If you give it as a gift, it comes with a free beheading of YOUR CHOICE of the recipient's children or spouse!

It's a WIN WIN situation - you get rid of something you don't like, and someone gets their head cut off which makes me laugh.

[Zomby Woof]

8. MrsG needs a refund

You obviously are selling an inferior Kinkadianized product. It doesn't even flatulate properly!

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. MrsG didn't properly inflate it using the emergency manual inflator

cylinder located under the belt buckle.

[Zomby Woof]

10. She picked the wrong week

To quit sniffing glue.

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. She picked the wrong week

to come face to face with her own mortality and the fragility of the human body, facing the abyss of eternal disunity and endless, insane torment.

[Zomby Woof]

12. She picked the wrong week

To pluck the entrails of a filth-ridden diseased corpse rotting on her front doorstep, with flies and ants crawling all over it, coated in chocolate syrup.

[ScreamingMeemie]

13. She picked the wrong week

to click back on this thread. :rofl:

[Zomby Woof]

14. That would be the wrong

lifetime. :7

[Rabrrrrrr]

31. You picked the wrong week

to assume you would live til Sunday.

:rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

15. W00t! OMG! Prolly the funniest thread evah!

K/R

:rofl:

;)

[Zomby Woof]

16. SERIES!!!!11

Maybe if I were (mentally) 14, I would create a myspace account and post it! W00t!

[ScreamingMeemie]

17. THat would make you an unseemly jester...

..or an Emo or something. :hi:

Hey Emo...Elmo.... I think I might be onto something. :think:

[Maddy McCall]

19. Instead of giggling, he moans.

Emo Elmo. :rofl:

:hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

24. Hahaha! Thread bookmarked!

:rofl:

[Zomby Woof]

21. Tickle Me Emo?

If you touch it, does it brood before or after crying? :o

[Maddy McCall]

23. After crying; before self-mutilation.

;)

[ScreamingMeemie]

25. It stares (preferably) up at you from underneath its ashen bangs.

:hi:

[Zomby Woof]

26. And the lips are curled just so!

:hi:

[Maddy McCall]

27. While the sound box in his little furry back reads emo poetry:

I’m still Bored,
I’m still not praying to your lord,
Can’t sleep in dad’s old Ford,
So I’m running away.

Can’t think straight right now,
Can’t realize my dumb,
Can’t look at this life,
As being right anymore.

Can’t love you that way,
Can’t be with you here.
Can stay for a while,
The old pain still sears.

Can’t want you anymore.
Can’t want our old times.
Can’t share our old memeories,
When you look for me, in our love you wont find…

What I hid there,
My feelings all spilt,
Our lies on the table,
Confessions and guilt!

Our lies on the table,
Our fate intertwined,
Can’t cry on my shoulder,
In our love you wont find…

[ScreamingMeemie]

28. ...

:spray: :yourock:

I. Am.... Alone...

[Maddy McCall]

29. No. That would be you.

:yourock:

[Maddy McCall]

18. Maybe if I were 14...

I'd put a camera on a ladder and take my own photo from above. And put it on myspace.

:P

[Zomby Woof]

20. OMG!

Thats prolly what Id do to! :woohoo:

You are SO, like on my friends list! :bounce:

[Maddy McCall]

22. Doncha know, silly...

that it's not who you include, but who you EXCLUDE. :p

Oh, snap! :silly:

[RevCheesehead]

30. I WANT ONE!!!

:rofl:

Damn, I wish I saw this earlier, so I could recommend it!!