So, I Found This Cool Bike Just Lying On A Walk

[matcom]

so I grab it and am ready to take it home (I mean it was OBVIOUSLY left there as trash) and some B*TCH pulls up and starts giving me shit for it!

:eyes:

I TOLD her this kid walking down the street said I could have it but she went APESHIT anyway.

damned uppity suburban women x(



































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[Midlodemocrat]

1. Bastid!

[matcom]

2. the lady DID have a hot daughter in the car with her though

:think:

[Midlodemocrat]

3. Was the hot daughter driving?

Because she would have hit you if she was. She sucks at driving.

[LynneSin]

5. Why don't you two just get busy and get it overwith

:eyes:

[matcom]

6. almost ran over the damned bike!

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

7. Hell no!!! You can't have my car

I mean, I know you're going to take the cats and give them a life of hell but I don't want some sucky driver taking ownership of my baby

[Midlodemocrat]

9. You are a meanypants. She's not THAT bad of a driver.

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

10. This coming from the woman who said her daughter sucks at driving

Just like 5 posts ago

Here's the proof:

[Midlodemocrat]

11. Oh, she so does.

She says it's because I am making her learn on the van and if she had a cooler car to drive, she would be 'such a sweet driver'. Quote.

[LynneSin]

12. When did Toyota Corollas become "Cooler Cars"

And I know you're gonna be mean to Abbott & Evita

[Midlodemocrat]

13. Silly. All her friends have them.

Because it's all Mommy and Daddy can afford.


And, I would NEVER been mean to Abbott or Evita. I don't have a mean bone in my body when it comes to animals.

:bounce:

[LynneSin]

14. Do you promise with all of your heart they'll be indoor only cats

and that you'll spend at least 15min a day brushing Evita and snuggle 30 minutes a day with Abbott even though he starts drooling something fierce with he starts snuggling

[Midlodemocrat]

15. On my honor as a devout democrat!

[LynneSin]

16. If you break your promise you'll be raptured with all the fundies

Eternity with Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell

[LSK]

4. K&R

:rofl:

[zonkers]

8. This sounds like the beginning of the movie, "The Harder They Come"....

Hope you don't turn into a reggae outlaw.