29 "godless" bumper stickers

[Atman]

They aren't mine, I didn't write 'em, and I think a couple are a bit harsh, but they're all pretty damned funny, imho!

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Beware of dogma.

God is just pretend.

Recovering catholic.

Nothing fails like prayer.

The christian right is neither.

I believe in life before death.

Religion is myth-information.

Religion stops a thinking mind.

My karma ran over your dogma.

So many christians, so few lions.

Blasphemy is a victimless crime.

One nation under god = theocracy.

God, protect us from your followers.

There is no sin greater than ignorance.

Come the rapture, can I have your car?

Fundamentalism stops a thinking mind.

Doing my part to piss off the religious right.

Religions are just cults with more members.

Your kids and my taxes go to St. Pedophiles.

He's your god. They're your rules. You burn in hell.

At first they burn books. Eventually they burn people.

I've got nothing against god. It's his fan club I can't stand.

Fundamentalism means never having to open your mind.

When religion ruled the world they called it the dark ages.

Believe those who seek the truth. Doubt those who find it.

Guilt, fear and mass insanity. Three cheers for christianity.

You found god? If nobody claims him in 30 days, he's your's.

To err is human. To really screw things up you need religion.

The only problem with baptists is they don't hold them under long enough.


http://www.godlessamerican.org/

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[racaulk]

1. Delete

Oops, sorry... :-)

[ThomCat]

2. Some of those are great!

:rofl:





A few of them are hostile and rude.

[Atman]

3. I agree.

The final one, especially, is unnessarily rude.

[China_cat]

6. I take it you don't live around any Southern Baptists.

[Atman]

7. Actually, my inlaws

Hard core. They do nothing without it having something to do with Jesus. Nothing. Even the pictures in their house all have bible verses on them. Standing at the john, you're reading John in needlepoint on the wall. It is bizarro world over there! But I wouldn't go so far as to drown any of them...besides, they already live 1,300 miles away.

[Jack from Charlotte]

13. Jeez if you love Honkus! * (NFT)

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[PassingFair]

33. I GAVE MYSELF TO JESUS

AND NOW HE WON'T RETURN MY PHONE CALLS!

[elehhhhna]

15. John in the John? And I suppose Job is imprinted on their rolling papers?

Too matchy-matchy for me.

[Divine Discontent]

53. that was worth a chuckle

thanks for commenting about how the last one was over the top. I would have removed the ones advocating, even in jest, the deaths of Christians to the lions, and the Baptist drownings. The rest are fine.

[Bjorn Against]

27. Don't forget Martin Luther King was a Baptist

There are some very progressive Baptists out there, although I do know who you are referring to because there is also an extremely vocal group of far-right Baptists as well.

[Divine Discontent]

54. exc. point MN, because

someone mentioned it yesterday, "uh folks, what would Martin Luther King Jr say about some of these, I'm afraid he too would get called a fundie and attacked on this site".

I concur.

[jeff30997]

4. You found god? If nobody claims him in 30 days, he's your's.

Bwahahaha!!! :rofl:

[CrispyQ]

5. Good ones!

I also like this one:

If you're born again do you have two belly buttons?

[Gabi Hayes]

8. can't we all just get along?

[dback]

10. I love that bumper sticker so much

Need to get it at some point. (The back window is gonna get crowded.)

I think a lot of those are very funny, but a few are needlessly antagonistic. Still, I didn't go to Catholic school or grow up amongst "thumpers," so I don't have excessive amounts of anger towards them; certainly can't blame folks who were damaged by faux-Christianity (or any other brainwashing) along the way.

I really like the ones that point out that the U.S. is not a theocracy, let alone a "Christian" country.

[NorCalDem]

9. My Favorite is...

"when Jesus said 'Love your enemies' I think he meant 'don't kill them'."

:D My personal favorite

[Warren DeMontague]

11. A few of them I've had on my car at one time or another.

Like "Doing my part to piss off the religious right"

OTOH, The one or two up there advocating or implying violence I do think are inappropriate. That's the same sort of thing Ann Coulter does.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

12. Well, Whoever Has The Generic Religious Ones Are Intolerant Jackasses.

The ones that were geared towards harmful extremism are ok in my opinion, but the ones showing intolerance and bigotry towards religion itself are in my opinion displayed by people every single bit as misguided and ignorant as the ones who still display W'04 stickers.

[William769]

14. I'm glad you said that

Because no matter what I posted would have been deleted. Thanks.

[Divine Discontent]

20. operationmindcrime is a very clever DU'er

and he summed up exactly a lot of people's sentiments. religious intolerance leads to murder and war, and that's not cool. not sure why I couldn't post when I tried (before I made the other thread) but at least I made a post in here now saying thanks for agreeing that people can cross boundaries of respect in a community forum.

[Arugula Latte]

32. Actually, religion leads to murder and war. nt

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

42. No, Intolerance Does.

[ThomCat]

49. Religion is just the most frequent justification.

[rexcat]

35. Of course the religious types...

are so tolerant of atheists view points, especially here on DU!

:sarcasm:

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

45. I've Yet To Ever See A Thread Of Anti-Atheist Bumper Stickers... Ever...

The only thing I'm intolerant about with atheists is when they think they are actually better than somebody else, engage in outright mockery or try to claim that their way is the only way and to think otherwise simply makes you stupid. Those are the jackasses. But that can apply to religious types as well.

But regardless, my statement is still sound and accurate about the generic religious slams being every bit as bad and misguided as a W'04 bumpersticker, in spite of the fact that the argument can go the other way. But like I've said, I've yet to see a thread filled with hateful atheist bumper stickers.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

44. Hey, we're not all religionists.

Tolerate our atheism and we'll tolerate what we consider to be nonsense fairy-tales. Do we have a deal?

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

50. With All Due Respect,

I didn't show any intolerance towards what some consider to be a nonsense fairy tale of big bang theory.

Furthermore, to declare that your moral, ethical or decency standards are determined by those of others, and if they don't practice certain ways than you won't, is pretty pathetic in my opinion.

For example, just because some morons would show ignorant intolerance by displaying some of those generic bumperstickers above, doesn't mean I then would resort to ignorant intolerance myself. Way I see it, the values of tolerance I hold towards others are mine and part of my nature, not something I shift from based on discussion to discussion based on others displays of the concept.

Therefore, if you choose to want to show intolerance towards others who hold different views than you do , well you have that right in spite of me finding it to be a hateful, bigoted and ignorant practice. But I'm going to be tolerant towards your or others beliefs anyway, regardless, because that's simply my way. I don't need a deal to practice what I simply consider to be right. So do we have a deal? No. If your tolerance is rooted in temporary compromises as opposed to core values than I'd rather you not pretend to be tolerant at all.

[elehhhhna]

16. Man made God in his own image.

[acmejack]

17. Some of those would take a really long bumper!

But they are "Damned" funny! :)

[and-justice-for-all]

18. I love them all!! They rock!

[hyphenate]

19. About 5 years ago,

for Christmas, a group of us from an online board had a Secret Santa, where we each drew a name and gave that one person a gift. The person who got me sent me a couple of great things, including a sticker that I misinterpreted the first couple of times I read it. I thought it was an invocation of "god" which I didn't believe in, but then after reading it, it finally made sense: "god, protect me from your followers."

I now have it proudly decorating my bumper sticker along with some political ones.

[Joey Liberal]

21. My favorite

He's your god. They're your rules. You burn in hell.

[Mojambo]

24. That's my favorite as well. n/t

[newsguyatl]

22. LMAO

these are great, i especially love:
God, protect us from your followers.
LOL!

[cwydro]

23. Fundamentalism means never having to open your mind

that is a good one!

[Bill McBlueState]

25. these are great!

And I never would have found this thread if not for the one in GD whining about it.

[Kingshakabobo]

29. me too hehe

[ThomCat]

48. I didn't see that thread and I can't find it.

Can you post or PM me a link?

Thank you. :)

[wildhorses]

26. I really like and agree with this one....

Believe those who seek the truth. Doubt those who find it.

sorta like:

question everything

or

question authority

[BrightBlueDot]

28. Born OK the first time!

:hi:

[Redstone]

30. I don't put, and never have put, bumper stickers on my car. Ever.

and whenever I see one of those cars that has 29 stickers on the back of it, no matter if I agree with most of them, I know that's NOT a person I want to have a conversation with.

Redstone

[Arugula Latte]

31. OM(non-existent)G!!!

Those are all great!

I love the: "Guilt, fear and mass insanity. Three cheers for christianity." Never heard that one before. :rofl:

[ScreamingMeemie]

34. I don't like them. Sorry. I don't think it is "fine" for either side of

the religion argument to be so nasty... It's rude and shows low levels of humanity. And, FWIW, I'm ambivalent when it comes to religion.

Thank You.

[Divine Discontent]

52. bless you! n/t

[muriel_volestrangler]

36. One is actually the slogan of a major British Christian charity

http://www.christianaid.org.uk/

It's the charity through which many British churches direct their overseas aid. They don't proselytise. Good people, and I say that as an atheist.

[Freedom_from_Chains]

37. Those are pretty good but yes some are a bit harsh

but I have to admit I did like, "So many Christians, so few lions."

[Divine Discontent]

51. what a horrible mindset to say you LIKE that one

Offensive words below - polite warning.


I'm not backing down, this is sickening by some of you. I feel like I'm being harassed at school for being a "faggot" again! So advocating the deaths of Christians is comical to you? I've seen one of these stickers before, I find it very sad to be so vitriolic about a certain faith or non-belief. So when the right wing fundies start putting bumper stickers on their cars that mock our lives as worthy of death, is that okay? Coulter wants to kill off the Muslims and millions of people have heard her "satire" on TV like Chris Matthews and had that anti-Muslim belief stoked by her "they need stopped" hysteria. Oh, and she called Al Gore a "FAG!" on Hardball too, not too far from joking we should be killed, too, OHHHH, but with satire of course.

So, when a redneck has one that says "so many fags, too few fenceposts" there's nothing wrong with that?

or a racist boasts one in Ocala FL or Biloxi MS that says, "so many niggers, not enough rope" and laughs with all of his friends, that's okay, too, because you want to laugh about all the Christians who were thrown to the lions for espousing peace, mercy and self sacrifice? Nice.

Real liberal.

[Courtesy Flush]

38. My karma ran over your dogma.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Bucky]

39. At least 17 of them aren't technically "Godless"

[MissMillie]

40. My favorite:

You found god? If nobody claims him in 30 days, he's your's.




That's just perfect.

[yellowdogintexas]

41. The Last Time We Mixed Politics & Relgion, People Were Burned At the Stake

whew, almost ran out of room, there

One of my favorites and it is the dead truth too

[WritingIsMyReligion]

43. Oh my....These are priceless!

:rofl::rofl:

"Believe those who seek the truth. Doubt those who find it."

:rofl:

[mainegreen]

46. That last one is brilliant!

I couldn't have said it better myself!

[av8rdave]

47. I saw a t-shirt at northernsun that said

God was my copilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I ate him!

[terrya]

55. Locking

Insensitive.