Pornography.

[flvegan]

I don't really get it. I've gotten/seen more enticing PG rated pics of DUers. Is it that I find DUers and/or other folks to whom I can relate on a different level to be hotter than Bethany BigBoobs, XXX starlet supreme?

I've seen the ads, gotten the spam...just not into it. Is there something wrong with me? Why do I find a virtual deep mind to be better than a virtual deep throat?

Oh, and yes, I do hope the Google ads are paying strict attention. *giggle*

Narf!

[wildhorses]

1. chumming are ya?

not that you would know anything about the sport of hunting...:rofl:

[flvegan]

5. My first read of your post

wasn't what you typed. Quite the eye opener.

[wildhorses]

11. that's what I get for mixing threads

and metaphors...

[LeftyMom]

2. So I can take my new camera batteries back?

Cool. :)

[flvegan]

7. That's art, not porn.

Don't you dare.

[LeftyMom]

13. Okay.

Yeah, I'm easy to convince. Everybody needs a hobby.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

30. "Everybody needs a hobby."

:spray:

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

33. Some people collect stamps. I make cookies and take naked pictures

:shrug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

37. Some people make cookies & take naked pictures.

I drive boats, fight & take naked pictures.

[LeftyMom]

38. Freeper!

:P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

40. I think I should start going by my full title...

Limbaugh listenin' John Wayne wannabe cowboy Freeper Anarchist Animal Rights Terrorist.


It has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?

[LeftyMom]

42. Speaking of the Anarchist bit, how did the march go? nt

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

43. It went well. I posted the pictures in the Lounge.

I didn't see any arrests made and afterwards I stopped by Trinity Bar in Hoboken and got served lots of whiskey by my friend.

[LeftyMom]

44. I hate to be demanding (not really, it's my usual MO) but how about a link

:)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

45. You have a star. Why don't you fucking search for it?

Christ, it's on the 1st page of the lounge, no less. Anyway, since I like you, here's the link:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5643058

[Guava Jelly]

3. Pornography is sick and wrong and..:o)

It's ok for consenting adults to enjoy either alone or hopefully with a partner
:)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. The problem is the fact that the world is filled with bad pornography.

What the world needs is better porn.

[Guava Jelly]

8. maybe with agent scully

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

15. Yeah, totally.

I admit that I do read the erotic fanfiction...

[Guava Jelly]

22. What is life without fantasy?

A life i don't wish to live

[TimeChaser]

51. I must admit

... that I've written erotic fanfiction :blush:

[LeftyMom]

9. and less a2m

Your cousin(?) knows his porn, and is funny as hell, but he needs to come out with a new episode already!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

14. I know! We need podcast #6.

Although, he did say on his site that he's casting currently for a porn flick he's producing. He's probably busy with that. Jim's been trying really hard to get the financial backing to start producing porn for a few years now. I'm interested to see what he comes up with.

[LeftyMom]

18. I'll totally buy his movie when it comes out

He seems to have very good taste (with good meaning similar to mine) of what is and isn't worth watching.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

21. Too bad you're on the wrong coast.

You'd love his stage show.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

50. Hey! He had a link on his site to podcasts from other people.

http://www.tinynibbles.com/sexpodcasts.htm

I haven't listened to any of them yet, but it's quite a list. Hopefully, they acknowledge that a2m is bad.

[flvegan]

10. Care to demonstrate?

sorry...I had to. Really, it's in my contract. I go free agent in another year.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

16. Nah, I'll leave that up to LeftyMom.

Or you could just listen to the Porno Jim podcasts.

[idgiehkt]

17. great...

now I'm hearing this in my head:

what the world
needs now
is porn, good porn...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

20. I shamelessly stole the line from Porno Jim.

The man knows his porn. BTW, NYC produces way better porn than LA.

[ZombieNixon]

6. Eh...porn...

:shrug:

The real thing's better.

[idgiehkt]

12. what is wrong with you?

nothing is wrong with you...at least here the flirting is more real. I don't think anyone here is getting paid. I kind of feel this way about myself sometimes since I like words better than images...sometimes I'm not terribly visual when it comes to sex, even though I won't say that I find pornography offensive or that it doesn't turn me on because sometimes it does. But I find a well-written paragraph or a mean rant alot more stimulating, lol. So I guess I'm the real freak, lol.

[flvegan]

19. Wow.

That was pretty hot. What are you wearing?

*snort* I kid...no disrespect, idgie.

[Floogeldy]

23. You've got to write a better paragraph than that . . .

. . . to get idgiehkt's attention.

I'm working feverishly on mine right now. ;)

[flvegan]

24. D'oh!

I was hoping nobody was paying attention.

[idgiehkt]

25. feverishly?

right on...

[wildhorses]

26. this whole thread is starting to turn me on...

K&R cos I am in that kinda mood:P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

27. W00t!

A sex thread on the greatest page would be hilarious.

[ZombieNixon]

28. Well, K&R before bed, then!

:kick: :bounce:

(Even though it won't ever actually make the greatest page :()

[wildhorses]

32. sux don't it???

the mods could hang out in the hot tub for just a minute...and it could just by accident when no one is looking hypothetically find its way over

go to bed wildhorses you are dreaming!!

[Floogeldy]

29. Oh yow! K&R jelly is the best.

What?

[wildhorses]

36. you know that jelly

that makes you wanta shake rattle and roll

[flvegan]

31. That's funny.

If I could, I'd give it number 5.

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

34. I can

and did
:patriot:

[LeftyMom]

35. 'bout time you showed up on this thread!

:*

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

39. sweets

:loveya:

[LeftyMom]

41. backatcha

:loveya:

[sakabatou]

46. I like Porno Graffiti

... The band... :P

[TimeChaser]

48. I must agree

:D

[AussieDave]

47. Why isn't this a poll ?? Or has that already been done

(as the actress said to the Bishop).

Porn has taught me a thing or two (who knew about "this" position or "that" position ??) so it's OK - as long as it's the "good" porn variety..........:o

(recommendation number 8)

[mduffy31]

49. Nothing like watching Porno

to make me feel inadequate, plus I always ask the question, why the fuck doesn't that ever happen to me? :evilgrin:

[sakabatou]

52. Same thing with Harem Anime

Why doesn't it ever happen in real life?

[Call Me Wesley]

53. Locking.

And a good morning everyone!



Respectfully submitted,

Call Me Wesley
DU Moderator